B e n i s

who gave her permission to touch that?
oh I get it, it's a woman so she can do what she wants...

years of penile abuse as rendered my penis numb, it could be nerve damage because my left leg has numb patches

I have to come through what ever is left and sheer thought which requires new fetishes

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This would require an exceptionally smol vagina.

Why is this turning me on wtf

I’m a KHV

That's hot as fuck. Source?

dicklets shouldn't be allowed to breed

I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Wholesome children's educational programming. Really.

lol good one

Imagine accidentally getting a boner in front of the crew

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I am 100% unironic and sincere.

It just never happened

I have a fairly voluminous penis but my balls are pretty small, is this bad?

puberty show on NRK

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SHUT UP CAT

Why does his cock look to juvenile? And what is she sliding over the head?

He is starting to get a chub after the ball fondling.

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>It just never happened
it only "just happens" for women, it happens for men because you physically make it happen. Women your age aren't virgins, they know the game. Ask a girl on a date, sperg out minimally, then yes, you just make yourself try to kiss her at the end and go from there.

Jesus the bitch couldn’t shave a little before shooting?

Kek, I wonder how many takes this took due to him getting a raging boner.

That woman really needs to shave her thighs. I don't have problem with hairy pussy, but hairy thighs is disgusting.

I have asked girls out, obviously with zero results though.

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Yes, low test.

that based cavewomen

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That woman really enjoys this job, doesn't she?

Why don't you date?

youtu.be/DbIZ1IuqCzU

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I have a decent sized dick but am also built like a brick shithouse so it don't look all that

get a better haircut and hit the gym

Didn't she film herself giving birth or something? Read that somewhere.

it's always zero results until you have some
people uglier and more of a loser than you have girlfriends and sex. you know this to be true. this just objectively means you simply aren't trying hard enough with practice, learning and effort

Does she also inspect the sexual organs of the daughter?

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Why do you think?

An unjewed penis

Do you mean the foreskin? How young are you user.

She's educating her audience about Small White Dicks. I'm sure later there will be a segment involving a proper immigrant Bull.

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I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

she loves handling cock on camera

>has a foreskin
This was not filmed in America, that's for sure

>accidentally

reckon he jacked off before to prevent any chance of boner

also cfnm brehs.... we won...

>uncut
I approve of this programme.

Do you not know what foreskin is user? lmao

that would defeat the point you cosmic retard

She's super cute in a scary kind of way. Tell me she gets naked as well.

yes

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>mfw I when penis inspection day is broadcast live

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Yeah, she takes every opportunity possible to hold one. Bet she fucks really good.

that hip to waist ratio holy moly i love women bros

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What's her name?

The curves of her hips are so nice

>hairy as a gorilla
>can still see her blown out roast beef flaps through the carpet
Absolutely vile

My dick cannot handle this thread.

booba

Line Jansrud

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Talk to girls, it's pretty simple. I got a new girl last April, now she brings up marriage all the time.

She must be fun in bed.

Dr Line Jansrud

wait is this how you're supposed to eat a tomato?

do they pull on the labia and push back the clit hood and poke at the vagene or do they only take this as an opportunity to emasculate men?

why isn't she spreading open the vulva and sticking two fingers inside, she slid the guy's foreskin back and played with it for ages.
dogshit

she's wild

What was this for? How to eat pussy?

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You poor soul. Ask your parents what they did.

gross

she prefers the dick

What a based bitch. She is going to be several little boy's first fap and she knows it.

Even if I had unbelievable luck and actually got a girl to sleep with me the moment I pulled down my pants and displayed my patented memphis micro it would be literally over, so why bother?

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it's how to eat a tomato if you're a speckled retard

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Holy cow what a body

Are you a kike or a mudslime?

how to kiss

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The pregnancy arc was very compelling and nuanced

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it isn't for her, it's supposed to be for us.

Do you have any photos of this “memphis micro” by chance?

I am 30 years old and have never kissed a girl. Thanks.

so that's what it's come to

>swollen preagnant boobs
I FUCKING LOVE PREGNANT WOMEN BROS

I hated penis inspection day at school, every year it was with the gym teacher in storage building behind the school

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>The way that the dude look at her
Kek