Imagine being so successful at your job that your show gets canceled because you’ve run out of giant freshwater fish to catch
River Monsters
Probably the most kino show Discovery has ever produced
Also he’s just too old to do anything physical now, I saw a clip of him pulling up a halibut for another show he had a few years back and he couldn’t even hold it up for long before having to release it
Big fishe
i failed to become jeremy wade im sorry jeremy
I mean that's fair, halibut are huge fish
>you’ve run out of giant freshwater fish to catch
we've barely explored 10% of what lives on our oceans we we're supposed to believe this guy explored 100% of our freshwater?
yes. hes the man
If a fish hasn’t been discovered yet, you can’t really call it a River Monster. Also the ocean is a lot bigger.
Yeah, river is more shallow than ocean.
That show is peak booner dad kino, mine loves it.
Better picture
should I download this? watched some eps but awfully dubbed, seems comfy
I've read somewhere about the weird fishing methos where men with erected cocks enter the water and wait until certain type of fish starts to suck it. Then they catch it. Do you know anything about this?
>Genetically this thing is a Tetra fish.
Sorry what?
Pic related is one of its closest relatives.
sure, but this guy really scanned every inch and depth of all the rivers of the world?
Kino man
Kino profession
Kino intro
Kino life
Kino hair
Kino fish
Kino stories
Kino swearing
Kino dialogue
Kino cameramen
Kino commercials
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Kino Kino
aww he's smiling :)
Simple as, end of.
stop being a pedantic faggot looking for attention.
boring formulaic show
Fish are funny things.
>this is how mermaids are made.jpg
Very comfy show, catches huge fish, swims with piranhas, definitely download it
>Crayfish the size of a lobster
Damn, down under be wildin
>I'VE DISCOVERED EVERY GIANT FRESHWATER FISH
Have you looked through the entire Nile River?
>I'M RETIRING!
fucking hack
what a kino show. That thing is fucking crazy
That one episode where the Africans almost killed him for thinking he brought misfortune to the village was hilarious
how many of you think you could take a blast to the chest from an arapaima? fucking champion
>spends the whole episode looking
>ends up being a carp
>or worse a catfish
my boy coconut crab could kick that things ass
If your average freshwater cryfish is anything like a lobster they never die of old age and just keep getting bigger and bigger the longer they stay alive.