The new matrix was literally shit

The new matrix was literally shit

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i didn't see it and already forgot it existed

Brosnan likes landwhales
Reeves likes old hags
poetry

Am I the only one who doesn't think she looks that old? Just doesn't dye her hair.

The worst movie I've seen in years.
It was legitimately fucking terrible... it would probably have been better if the other Matrix movies didn't exist.

I refuse to see it .

who the fuck calls him "Reeves" lmao

Yeah alot of people don't realize most women over 40 dye their hair and when they don't they instantly age 20 years

yeah she is still capable of very good sex, i doubt he's unhappy i had an older gf like that.

First watch through my reaction was "not perfect but entertaining."

Second watch through 24 hours later was "I'm a dumbass for ever finding this even remotely interesting."

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It was fantastic (at a script level). Terrible as an action movie but it's the best Matrix movie since the first.

>full gray hair
>not that old
you high?

And she's 7 years younger than him. I don't see the problem.

you zoom?

No? I'm 30 and my temples are fully gray.
Doesn't look fat to me, isn't too shallow or appearance obsessed. Can see why Keanu would enjoy her company.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen

can you not even make it through one post without giving up?

>it's bad on purpose, it's actually redpilled AF

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>with his grandma

at least the gfuel tie in was good, tastes like kiwi fruit

>the best Matrix movie since the first
Nigga what. The 2nd and 3rd movies have their faults, but they pale in comparison to the hot abortion that was the fourth

kek, based nit picking user.