What did the alien do to Lambert?

What did the alien do to Lambert?

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Called him the n-word.

Was going to rape, but got angry when he found it Was a tranny

Parker was the black one dummy

Presented him with upsetting social statistics with a calm rational demeanor

What word?

lambert is actually OP

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niggardly

Whoops

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>Dallas
>Special actions: none
Rough.

Lambert was not a Tranny. Some faggot at the studio inserted that into the Aliens DVD
As per Scott and Obannon, Lambert's backstory is undefined.

And that, funnily enough, was such a sexist move:
Well, here we have this unsexy tomboy, this can't possibly be a woman, it has to be a man!?!

What is this picture supposed to imply?

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retarded.. so glad they didn't include this. the less you see it move, the better.
Luckily, the goofy awkward shot of it floating outside the shuttle is brief

Where's Jonesy ID card?

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Jonesy is actually an enemy agent in the game. You can literally build a carrier cage to trap Jonesy to remove him from the board.

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>unsexy
Speak for yourself.
>Tomboy
Haha, nope.

You know she makes the famous "Ohh My GODDDDDD" wail when she comes from a hitachi

>comes from a hitachi
what is that, some kinda jap vibrator?

The crab walk is dumb as shit but the alien standing up right after is really good