A britisher was driving his Rolls Royce on the streets of Calcutta, he was running late to his 4:00 pm tea, cucumber sandwiches and biscuits meeting with the Earl of Bengal. In front of him was an Indian rickshaw driver on his way to pick up his daughter from school, it was the last day of school and they had planned to go to the fair afterwards to meet up with rest of their family and spend the evening taking the different rides. Frustrated at the thought of being late for his meeting, the britisher yelled at the rickshaw driver to drive faster, since they were on a single lane highway. The Indian rickshaw driver calmly replied, "sir, you can certainly be the overtaker, while I will be your undertaker" At this point the britisher was SHOCKED and realized his folly of driving recklessly, and he asked the rickshaw driver to stop his vehicle and reward him with FIFTY RUPEES and offered him a job as his personal driver. Who was the britisher? Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten!!
British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question's wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
British: Can u Swim? Indian: No British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim? British: Yes! Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..? Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight... Einstein says: "Let's play a game... I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..." Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...? Indian doesn't say a word, Reaches his pocket, Pulls out a $5... Now... It's the indian turn... He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..? Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends... After an hour he gives Indian $500... Einstein going nuts and asks: Well... so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..? Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5... Einstein fainted.....
Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
