The truth about star wars

Some facts:
1) Revenge of the sith is the best star wars movie to the date and will most likely be the best ever
2) star wars is about cool planets, cool spaceship, cool warrior monks and most importantly baddass flippy light saber fights such as red horned dude vs Liam Neeson
3) Hayden Christensen is a great actor and he did a magnificent job with Anakin
4) space cowboy bounty hunter shit in star wars such as hand solo and chubaca is mind boggingly boring. Think very first movie, no lightsaber fights, all washed out shitty looking desert no one gives a fuck about, what a snooze fest.
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Why do redditors pretend to like the prequels so much?

>4) space cowboy bounty hunter shit in star wars such as hand solo and chubaca is mind boggingly boring. Think very first movie, no lightsaber fights, all washed out shitty looking desert no one gives a fuck about, what a snooze fest.
So you don't understand the old and original concept of Star Wars, got it.

1) im not a redditor
2) I grew up with the prequels and I love them
The OT is just a mishmash of outdated special effects and boring 80s shit.
I honeslty cant watch the original 1977 movie without falling asleep.
Unirocally, not even trying to bait.

So that there's a reason to scream "See?! What you've liked has always been shit and you liked it then! You just dont like it now because you're ______ist!"

That sounds like a you problem. Maybe movies as a genre aren't for you? If you like the new shit maybe power rangers is more your speed?

So if you were a woman you would be posting about the globet of fire instead. Got it

1. Not sure about THE best but definitely in the running
2. Correct, people overthink it. Star Wars is blatant pulp and doesn't need to be anything more. There's nothing wrong with it and the recent push to try and make it more deep and realistic ala TLJ is retarded
3. He was alright
4. Extremely disagree. I love seeing the Star Wars underworld

>TLJ was their attempt at depth
lmao
lol

Based

Redditors can only ever muster an ironic distance to prequels, which is a mistake and also cowardly, (prequel “memes”)

OT is objectively dated, just as people claim the PT is dated, visual effects wise

Why is muppet yoda somehow unimpeachable just because he is latex and foamy fake rubber that can’t use eyes to look anywhere?
user just prefers the crisp digital effects around the turn of the century, that unironically have soul and more worth than any marvel slop

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The truth about star wars

Some facts:
1) All SW movies are shit
2) Some of the cartoons and videogames were merely OK
3) Star Wars is a boring stupid low IQ shit for stupid mutt children
4) It is an abortion of the 70s that was pretty lame and bad back in the day, but now it's just obscene
5) George Lucas is autistic and he thinks he is way smarter than he actually is
6) Alec Guinness was right

George lucas is probably smarter and more thoughtful about his work than 99% of directors

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Based in all fields.

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Watch more movies, you stupid child.

The movies are so shit in comparison to the Expanded Universe

Cry contrianigger.

Not an argument. Cope and seethe

Onus is on you , you stupid nig nog bastard

>6) Alec Guinness was right
about what?

>user just prefers the crisp digital effects around the turn of the century, that unironically have soul and more worth than any marvel slop
Exactly

1) Yes, Revenge of the Sith is the pinnacle of Star Wars.
2) Star Wars was a character study of how a good kid turns bad. All the stuff you mention is the surface level seasoning on top of the meal. Lucas said that Star Wars isn't about spaceships. Disney Star Wars consistently fails to even deliver on the surface level stuff, not to mention the deeper aspects. Star Wars is "the Tragedy of Darth Vader", and everything else is tangential.
3) Hayden is great.
4) I agree that non-Jedi side of Star Wars is boring.