Be richest man in the world

>be richest man in the world
>have gorrillion dollars, assets worldwide, kings wnd presidents on speed dial
>can do anything you want, whenever you want

>still be a fucking simp for some Hollywood whore

There is no hope, is there?

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part of me feels bad for elon cause he seems nice in these texts, but he is a retarded reddit simp at the end of the day. hopefully this whole debacle was an awakening moment for him.

inb4 he pays the 8 mil she owes, I can see it

Elon is an autist and terrible at picking women. There’s a video with his ex wife where she thinks about leaving him constantly and would’ve said yes to anyone who proposed to her. He had no reaction to any of this

Lmao everyone said he’s like real life Tony Stark

Damn

Not the playboy part apparently

>he seems nice in the text
lmao it was regular "I want pussy" talk

Which ex wife? The first one, Tallulah, or Grimes

>ITT: pretending you wouldn't
6 months ago all of you would have. Shut the fuck up.

>create means of moving people off the planet
>think it will be used for exploration and not to tun earth into prime estate

Tallulah

>implying shitskins won’t just stay here and continue to ruin things

it happens to the best of us user, you'll find out someday...probably

Both Elon and Bezos have horrible taste in women and act like weirdos. Bezos gf looks like a tranny. I have no idea why he’s with her.

this is what no pussy does to a nigerian

B-but.. why? Pussy is not THAT good

> #
>Not the playboy part apparently
Or the having any grasp of science or tech part, he won the lottery, and fooled a bunch of retards

He doesn't seem nice. He seems desperate. It's his penis talking.

Elon is literally another retard on Any Forums. All that money and settling for sloppy seconds because you married an idiot named Grimes. LMAO

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I hate women and simps so much it’s unreal

If I was Elon I would head straight for Taylor Swift. She's rich but still a money grubber so she would latch onto him like a Missouri Tick.

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Are you saying everyone on Any Forums hangs out with Jeff Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell?

Taylor ruined herself when she got a boobjob.

>Taylor ruined herself when she got a boobjob.
True dat, women don't really understand the glory of A/B cup titties. Nice little handfuls.

>come cry on my shoulder while I stick my dick in you
Come on, at least pretend to know this basic shit.

Elon has the worst haircut. He should watch American Psycho to see good hair.

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Yeah, and we all know nice guys, don't? Lol

Stupid people when they become rich as still stupid. Elon was literally carried by much smarter colleagues.