>attending TEAMS meeting
>have porn on my second laptop
>always mute my TEAMS mic and unmute my porn when it’s a boring meeting
>suddenly asked a question
>turn on my mic and forget porn is playing
>meeting is flooded with sounds of Japanese girls pissing in each other
>meeting gets dead quiet for 30 seconds before resuming awkwardly
Should I kms bros?
Am I gonna get fired?
Attending TEAMS meeting
Samuel Reyes
Carter Torres
Just pretend it didn’t happen
Joshua Powell
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
Anthony Baker
I haven’t wiped my ass in three days and it’s starting to hurt down there, what do?
Brandon Johnson
How are they supposed to know you didn't have a bunch of Japanese teens at your house pissing themselves?
Joshua Edwards
just pretend it was some strange japanese movie you were told to watch from a friend
shower
Easton Nelson
Tell them you have a sex addiction and threaten to get your doctor/psychiatrist involved. Make it seem like you have a serious problem. Either your boss will feel sorry for you or feel threatened
Juan Myers
>be at a meeting HR
>accidentally send a webm of Amit
>OMG user!!!!!
>fold laptop
Fml ;_;
Aaron Cruz
Genuinely good advice. You're gonna get in the shit OP so be proactive not reactionary with your response
Jackson Miller
Double down and do it again next meeting
Brandon Turner
underrated
Kevin Ortiz
Don't worry you're getting a promotion!
Dominic Edwards
>tfw get the work office all to myself tomorrow through Friday
>tfw no actual tasks to do at all during this time
What kino should I watch tomorrow?
Jordan Jenkins
i immediately thought of this. thanks for posting
Justin James
You should just say it was your roomate and do it again next time but staring it in the middle of the meeting so they are not suspicious of it not being true
Cameron Lewis
Fuck bros I just got an email from HR
The meeting title is “Conduct during work hours”
Fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkk
Why the fuck would they complain I bet it was that stupid roastie bitch in the team ffs mind your own business stupid fucking slut
Brody Perry
you sound extremely guilty. did you do something stupid?
Robert Martinez
>boss enjoys the webm
>you get a raise
Joseph Robinson
How do they know it came from your microphone and not some other guy's
Joseph Gonzalez
he has a porn addiction not a sex addiction, i know its apples and oranges but still a big difference
user has never had sex
Ryan Myers
>took a picture of me in my underwear flexing with the caption “look at your boy” (I was being lighthearted)
>accidentally sent it to my mom instead of my then gf