Not only is this a shit film on its own, compared to the Wilder movie its downright atrocious

Not only is this a shit film on its own, compared to the Wilder movie its downright atrocious.

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Nah it's better than the old one.

How so?

It's more accurate to the source material and Charlie is more likeable and a better actor.

It's OK

ehh

It gave me a crippling berry inflation fetish that I’ve carried with me for over 15 years

wut

Stupid forced Any Forums meme, just ignore.

That's because you grew up being groomed. Depp played this as a Michael Jackson pedo parody.

this

But Cunny!

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For me, it's Veruca

You live with your parents. I don't really care what you think.

>It's more accurate to the source material
That has no bearing on the quality of a film

>momma...poppa
What the fuck was the point of the ptsd flashbacks? The actual flashbacks showed he had no mom and his dad was just an asshole.

The Augustus Gloop song is catchy, I'll give it that.

free room and board and meals its based

Absolutely based

You can pretend you're doing it to save money instead of what we all know that you don't have enough money to do it.

i have no intentions of moving out

It's good. You can keep seething

Oh I'm sure you don't. Your life is going to be a laugh riot when your parents pass when you're old and even uglier with your meager savings.