You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

>You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
How would you respond to this?

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no i don't

Don't. Punch him in the throat instead

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>You a photographer?
>I'm a combat correspondent.
>Well, you seen much combat?
>I've seen a little on TV.
>You're a real comedian.
>Well, they call me The Joker™.
>Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
>Well, Pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!
>You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Have two human beings ever conversed like this? Everything from the dialogue itself to the delivery is so fucking awkward in an intentional or good way. Everyone else in the background was going "OOOOOOOHH" like each line was a 'sick burn'.

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simple
either I walk the walk or don't talk the talk
I hate cowards, but I hate cowards that pretend to be something else even more

Kubrick should not have been allowed to write screenplays

>what do you think?

yes

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>You sneed the sneed. Do you feed the feed?

It worked with the soundtrack somehow

>Do you walk the walk?
No but I banged your mom

I always disliked the second half of this movie and introducing it like this didn't help. Kubrick was a hack. He didn't know who his Gunny was going to be until the last second and he made an supposedly "anti-war" film while only ever disparaging one side of the conflict

lemme ask you sumthin apu.... WHAT ARE THOSE

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Are comedians known for being tough? I feel like a comedian would be more likely to get beat up than to do the beating up. Why would I need to "walk the walk" as a wise ass war photographer... sorry, "combat correspondent."

TL;DR
I'd take a picture of his stupid face and laugh until he beat me up

Sneed

Being in the military and saying you've only seen combat on tv is legitimately humorous.
I fucking hate people with autism and your mother should be torn a new asshole for having you.

You watch movies about war but have never been near it. The realism of this movie is agreed upon by many veterans. If you don't understand it or think its to far from reality thats probably good, some things should not be experienced.

>>Well, you seen much combat?
>>I've seen a little on Any Forums.

>every movie must have normal boring realistic conversations or it’s shit

please grow up

You feed the sneed. Do you fuck the chuck?