>over-powered by kids his own size and age:
>Hugo
>Nelson
>even fucking Milhouse)
>even gets mogged by his own nerdy little sister from time to time
Why was he such a pussy?
It's a wonder he was marketed as an edgy rebel youth icon back in the 90s or the "anti-hero" of the show
Oh and Sneed Phil Hartmann
remember when they showed his penis in the movie
Also
>voiced by an 80 year old jewish lesbian
Um yikes
>Bart
>pathetic
choose one
>>over-powered by kids his own size and age:
>>Hugo
That's non-canonical. Plus Hugo had ten years to fester in his resentment and train.
>>even fudging Milhouse
When? The only time I remember Milhouse beating him was the episode where Milhouse moved to Capital City and Bart *let* Milhouse beat him up to look cool in front of his new friends.
Nelson is twice his size, dumbo
Is Nelson actually Bart's age? I always assumed he was held back.
2/15
>Bart's so pathetic that he gets overpowered and tied up like a bitch by a gimped mal-nourished literal basement-dweller
not convinced
not cannon
There's psychological intimidation there. Wouldn't you be scared senseless if you were ten and you found out you had an evil twin, coming right at you?
The ep where he gets jelly of Milhouse's gf and snitches to the girls dad. Bart confesses and Mil chimps out on him and Bart had to break a magic 8-ball on his head to fend him off.
Plus he flying kicked his ass on the ep where they run comic book shop.
Bart would never do this to his precious sister
>Plus he flying kicked his ass on the ep where they run comic book shop.
Wasn't that more of a draw that ended when they fell into CBG's basement of lost media?
Don't forget he was also legally retarded and barely literate. He was even remedial class.
remember when he got bullied by sneed for being a city slicker? lol
Is this post-Golden Age? Cause even if not the continuity even at is peak as all over the place and often Bart is portrayed as some academically lazy but genius guy. There's a shit ton of episodes where both he and Lisa solve mysteries as a team
>Shocked long enough to get grabbed and tied up while fully awake and sober.
any average person, even 10-y/os, would get over the initial shock long enough to initiate a fight or flight response long before getting shibari-ed.
It's not like Hugo was armed or drugged Bart.
leave me alone ya big bully
wtf
Was the illustrative commentary on weak father figures really too subtle for you?