Damn, Cruise got bruised

Damn, Cruise got bruised.

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He's turning into Dustin Hoffman

wtf why does he look old?

hollywood actors should be killed when they hit 50 years old

>posts a pic where his eye is just half closed
Marveltranny absolutely malding

The nigga is 60 in a month

Fucking hell he looks like Bob Dylan now

He's ready to play Richard Gere in the inevitable biopic.

ah dah dah dah dah dah dah two hundred and thiry fouwuh tousand and nine hundred and seventy fouwuh thetans

malding? whats that mean

it's the hot new word that losers are using to say "mad"

Lol, came here to say this

>marveltrannies seething about a kino movie
Wouldn’t be the first time

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Slowly morphing into Niel Breen.

why don't they use the word mad to say mad

Wtf he's Jewish now

Seething capeshitter is excited over a bad photo taken at a bad time

they think it makes them sound mad
and pretending to have control over your emotions is how to be internet cool to federal agents posing as zoomer neo nazis

Malding is a portmanteau of mad and balding.
It arose from commonly held superstitions amongst users of sites like twitch that one's anger directly correlates with the likelihood of one's hairloss.
While often impotently directed towards figures that exhibit no discernible signs of male pattern baldness, the term can be used to great effect against those that are in fact follicularly impaired, like Asmonbald.

like the tears in the rain, man

Are you dense? He's a 60 year old man with the manufactured image of being forever 30. I'm sure he's in amazing shape, but he's fucking 60. What did you expect, dummy?

checked
he always was

Neil Breen lookin ass

Maverick was shooting 3-4 years ago