Characters name is Aragorn

Himmler
Hitler
Hermann

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I had a dream about Aragorn last night. I asked him a question and he said "alpha males don't do that"

i don't remember what i asked him

European royalty have like 8 middle names. I met à prince once. In fact I had dinner with him. He was a very genteel elderly man from some obscure royal house of the Holy Roman Empire, in Germany. I looked him up. His father has 11 middle names. He has 5, but I'm guessing he has more and they aren't all listed.

Frodo son of Drogo

>looks like meat's back on the men you boys?

how does this make any fucking sense? they're all orcs and they're carrying hoblets? non of them are even boys

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>Baggins family
>Lives in Bagend

At least try Tolkien

>I can't dance
>I wear khaki pants
>my middle name's Lance
>my grandma's from France
who comes up with this shit?

>evil doctor villain is called dr. evil
fucking really??

>yeah i rode a huge eagle from salron man to here
>no he can't take us to the volcano

such a classic work

>bad guy is named Hitler
>sidekick is named Himmler
Probably the same shitty author

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>Godfrey
>Godrick
>Godwyn
>Godefroy
what a fucking joke

>Strider
>expert hider
bravo tolkien