Northman

Why is she so beautiful? Also this is one of the best viking films I've seen, I doubt this will be surpassed in the future.

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Why was she so thirsty though

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>ayy lmao
That’s one ugly genetic abomination

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would do anything to lick her asshole

dirty stinky medieval sex....

That ugly ass alien creature known to humans as Anna Taylor Joy is neither white, a woman, nor human.

Simple psychology, she's hot but in a way that makes her seem like she's not the kind that gets regularly harvested by Chad. You feel like you might have a chance with her if you asked her out between class, that's why she's making you go awoooooga user

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Shut your heathen mouths before I put Draugr into it.

How would it feel...

Do you know the moment when you wake up and have a purpose to live? That's Aня.

>she's not the kind that gets regularly harvested by Chad.
Amleth isn't a chad?

>AM AMLETH, THE BEAR-WOLF! SON! OF KING AURVANDIL, WAR-RAVEN! AND I! AM! HIS! VENGEAAANCE!
What did he mean by this?

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Movie sucked major ass. White boys on hard times lmfao

Are all slavenas this cute?

>in a way that makes her seem like she's not the kind that gets regularly harvested by Chad
wrong

>she's hot but in a way that makes her seem like she's not
imagine coping this hard for your taste in women

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She's an Anglo-Spanish abomination, not Slavic. Her Bongistani genes made her look like an inbred alien.

Yet you know all of this about her.

Delicious seethe.

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I said the truth. She's an ugly Anglo mutt. Not even 4/10 in any Slavic country.

The hatred for the theme makes it even more intriguing if you know what I mean.

No ass

Most Polish and Ukrainian women are pretty ugly. Russians are the only beautiful Slavs.

> 4/10
> and your movie has no ass!!11!!1!!1 I SAID!

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t. ranny

kek

>p-please notice my country!
>our women are so hot, please come fuck them!
Why are e-slavs like this?

I'm an Irishman and have always had eastern European women drool over me but women from my own country wouldn't give me the time of day, what gives?

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Not a tranny mate, just telling it as I see it. Of course I'm only talking about the women as all Slavic men are bloody hideous.

They want your wallet and citizenship in a Western country. They're known for being gold diggers for a reason.

Anglos are the ugliest Europeans by far.

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See I want to believe that but they're already living in Ireland.
So the whole matter confuses me

All the most handsome men in Hollywood are Anglos, always have been.

Those are Normans from France, just like ruling elite of the Anglo mutts.

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