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Pitch it
Thomas Turner
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Nicholas Russell
Sheep that think they're enlightened
Easton Bell
Eight hours of obese, gay japanese businessmen quietly crying while circlejerking
Jordan Davis
Sneed but a mentally ill hapa shoots up a synagogue
Owen Gomez
Willie Morris as an adult looks back on his childhood in the early 1940s and how it was colored by his dearly beloved dog, a Jack Russell Terrier whom he had named Skip. Willie is a lonely 9-year-old child with a gruff, proud father Jack, a Spanish Civil War veteran, and a charismatic, talkative mother Ellen, a housewife, but he is an only child and small for his age with few friends. His one companion is a young man who lives next door, Dink Jenkins, who is the local sports hero in Mississippi. However, when Dink is drafted to go to war, Ellen decides to buy him a dog, against Jack's wishes, in order that he should have some company.
Willie and Skip become firm friends very quickly. However, Willie gets bullied at school by Big Boy Wilkinson, Henjie Henick, and Spit McGee, until Dink sends him a German helmet and belt from the front line. The other boys demand he play ball in order to win back his belongings, while Skip leaps in to help him. That same day, the three boys talk Willie into spending the night in a graveyard, where they claim a witch is buried. If he stays there, he gets to join their gang and also keep the ball Dink signed for them; otherwise, he has to give them his German helmet. Willie stays at the graveyard for a number of hours until he hears two moonshiners Millard and Junior who are loading crates into a crypt. Skip jumps on Millard until Junior comes at him with a spade. Willie slingshots Junior with an acorn and attempts to escape the graveyard with Skip, but they are soon captured by Junior. He threatens to kill Skip unless Willie stays before sunrise. After the two men leave, the three boys return and accept Willie into their group as a reward.
Jason Martinez
guy maddin esque montage of loosely connected scenes and images. Like a bad trip version of Waking Life set in the kowloon walled city
Anthony Rodriguez
>in a world...
>where anyone can make a difference...
>one man...
>made a website...
>that changed everything.
Any Forums: A Moot Story
Thomas Torres
A faggot does a flip, due to an existential crisis. Set amidst events leading up to the Holocaust (TM) becoming real.
Jeremiah Davis
Coming this summer
Juan Murphy
Adrian Diaz
JK Rowling, Graham Linehan and Ricky Gervais ranting about trannies for 100 minutes
Bentley Ortiz
Me as the MC
Abby as the love interest
Lincoln Gomez
>user shares his opinion
>another user greentext his post with a soijack
Ian Campbell
404 - THREAD NOT FOUND!!
Jace Foster
A musical.
Mediocre man of indeterminate gender with big dreams is unsure what to think until he makes friends with a gymrat, a pedo, and a fed, all of whom are hell-bent on crushing our hero’s optimism. Will his spirit survive?
Spoiler: no
Adrian Fisher
this but she gets shot offscreen like the end of grand theft auto 3
Levi Foster
a sad horny virgins intermittently faps and raves about women and trannies for 1 hour, then he ties a noose and commits suicide, credits roll
Ethan Lopez
The OP ackshually says Any Forums, and not reddit.
Lincoln Roberts
someone already did and got btfo on 8/tv/
William Sullivan
Patrick Dubs is a 29 year old man who lives in his mom's basement. Threatened with eviction or becoming a Any Forums janitor, Patrick must pay rent the only way he knows how - Baneposting.
Lincoln Gomez
intelligent internet coder gamer guy is also a coomer. finds some way to bring his waifu to life. realizes he has been living in VR for a decade. dark romantic comedy.