Kneel.
Kneel
Jose Clark
Andrew Scott
bruisers have never been so BTFO before
I kneel cruise sama...
Levi Johnson
*kneels*
*now eye level with Cruise*
Jayden Turner
I'm still taller than you, Tom.
Alexander Sullivan
Never, because I never doubted the Cruse.
Camden Kelly
kek
Isaiah Mitchell
*Kneels*
Thanks for the Kino my lord.
Logan Rodriguez
no I won't join the air force, see horrific shit done to kids while I can't do anything but whistleblow and end up in guantanamo bay myself, then kill myself when I can't get help for my PTSD.
Dylan Clark
>world’s biggest movie star
>sequel anticipated for 30 years
>unprecedented media blitz where MC personally greets every single person on earth who might see his movie
>smaller box office than the least successful marvel or Star Wars movie
Is it possible to learn this power?
Why do incels and magatards love this fucking midget so much?
Xavier Campbell
If you get tricked into joining the American military, I blame your parents more than I blame, like, corrupt institutions.
Joshua Martinez
Eli Hall
Unbruised.
Josiah Sullivan
has their ever been a celebrity whose rehabbed their image better than Cruise?
Josiah Anderson
/thread
Kevin Perez
king
Oliver Rodriguez
Isaac Nelson
>Fat hands
Tom doesn't need YOU to watch his films.
Austin Bailey
Man, once you see the fact that his entire smile is shifted you can't unsee it.
Like, fuck, his right incisor is closer to the left side of his face than the right, how did I not notice before?
Aiden Lee
Nathan Jones
Robert Pattinson and KStew are both pretty beloved now also
Michael Morgan
LOL
Ethan Powell
This was too predictable to be funny, but have a (you) nevertheless.