Which Mara sister is Any Forums a bigger fan of?
Which Mara sister is Any Forums a bigger fan of?
Leo Parker
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Gabriel Bailey
God I can’t decide FUCK! I’M GOING CRAZY
Liam Wright
Honestly I’d be happy with either
Eli Jones
I want to impregnate these rich whores and be part of the Illuminati newspaper business but I am a filthy goy
Austin Brown
Mara
Benjamin Murphy
the autistic one that's obsessed with lego
Brandon Cox
they both monke
Dylan Nguyen
Roon Roon
Matthew Carter
Left. I remember jacking it to her when she was on American Horror Story
Sebastian Hall
>"Hey Roons, what are you doing?"
>"Just building some LEGO and watching a movie."
>"I see. You know I'm going out tonight, right? With my date?"
>"Yeah, you told me. I remember things, Kate."
>"Well, I'm leaving soon."
>"Yeah, yeah."
>"Well what I wanted to say is... what it is is... hey Rooney, what movie is that?"
>"The Lion King."
>"I used to love that. Now I can't remember anything about it. I used to listen to the songs all the time. Now I can't even remember who made them."
>"There was something you wanted to say?"
>"Yes... Rooney, I really don't want to see you on this date tonight. It's a private thing and-"
>"I understand. I'm not like I used to be anymore."
>"Oh, well I see you later then."
>"Have fun."
>Kate leaves the appartement
>She sees her date standing on the corner of the street
>It's Daniel Craig
>Kate walks up to him
>"Hey babe, I live over there."
>"Oh, sorry."
>"That's alright. My car's this way."
>They walk to the car together
>"So, did Rachel notice anything?"
>"She's a dyke. She doesn't care."
>"Wow. I suspect my sister is kind of like that."
>"She's a weird one, isn't she? WIth all due respect."
>"It's alright. She kind of is. I love her, but she can be a pain."
>They get in the car
>"Yeah, your sis is pretty quiet. Kept playing with legos while we were filming Dragon Tattoo."
>"LEGO."
>"What?"
>"That's what you're supposed to call them."
>"Does it really matter?"
>"It does to her."
>Daniel looks both contemplative and uninterested
>"Crazy girl. Again, with-"
>"All due respect, yes. It's alright. She's my little crazy sister. A loveable goof. Mama and Papa never really understood her. Papa wanted her to be more like a girl and Mama... Mama kind of wanted to say."
>"But she's feminine."
>"Yeah, but she's not normal, and she's obsessed with LEGO. Papa thought that was for boys only. I always stood up for her. Hung out with her. Understood her. I always felt like I was the only one who could. And definitely someone who should."
David Reyes
>"That's cute."
>"That I love my sister?"
>"That's cute too, but I meant that you still call your parents Mama and Papa."
>"Well, I'm pretty cute."
>Kate and Daniel both laugh
>Daniel kisses Kate on her neck
>"Enough about my sister, what have you been up to?"
>"Oh... just this and that. Acting stuff."
>"You? Acting? Get out of here."
>Daniel laughs
>"I've been trying to get into. But it's hard. Did you hear they're looking for a new James Bond? I think I might audition."
>"In your dreams, buddy."
>"The only thing in my dreams is you."
>"That's what I want to hear."
>Dan puts his hand on Kate's leg
>"Now I have more than dreams."
>"That's just the way you like it, don't you, you- What's that noise?"
>"That knocking?"
>"Yeah!"
>"What's going on?"
>A hard knocking comes from the trunk
>"KATE!"
>It's Rooney
>"KATE! KATE! KATE!"
>"Is that your fucking sister?"
>"Yes... yes it is."
>"KATE YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME SO I CLIMBED INTO THE TRUNK"
>Daniel leans back and closes his eyes forcibly
>"I can't fucking believe this."
>"KATE CAN YOU HEAR ME"
>"Yes, I can hear you."
>"OK GOOD CAN YOU SEE ME"
>"No."
>"THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR"
>"Rooney why are you doing this?"
>"IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT"
>Daniel puts his head on the dashboard
>"Sure. This is happening. This is what happens. Of course. This is what I get."
>"HEY KATE IS THAT MISTER DANNY DETECTIVEMAN WITH YOU"
>"Yes, it's Daniel Craig."
>"She calls me Danny Detectiveman? I'm fucking Danny Detectiveman?"
>"I SAVED HIM FROM A MURDERER ONCE BY BEATING THE MEANIE WITH A GOLF CLUB"
>"Rooney you fucking freak I told you twenty times, especially after you actually thought I didn't want to go out with you - I don't, but it was my CHARACTER you liked - that it was a movie! A fucking movie, Rooney!"
>"MAMA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN ME AND KATE SAY BAD WORDS"
>"Rooney, what is so important?"
>"OH KATE IT'S REALLY SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA LOVE"
>What is it?"
>"KATE I REMEMBER WHO WROTE THE MUSIC FOR THE LION KING"
Zachary Reyes
I'll stay. I like to live dangerously
Jose Russell
Monke
Matthew Thomas
nice
Oliver Torres
Rooney > Mara
David Adams
Kate
Lol
Angel White
Rooney Mara secretly ran the Giants drafts in '15 and '16 and was behind-the-scenes assistant director of player personel. This was her dad's idea in an attempt to make her an east coast Jeanie Buss.
So she essentially has no idea who to draft and picked first rounders based on whether she liked their names. That's why they drafted Eli Apple and Erick Flowers in those years.
Eventually she developed an unhealthy obsession wth LG Justin Pugh and had to be asked by stadium security on his behalf to stop leaving him lipstick-kissed napkins and half eaten PB&J sandwiches in his locker.
Michael Cruz
The good one
Dominic Moore
what kind of name is Mara anyway?
Jace Bennett
i got a 3 day ban for posting a comparison of their nipples
Christian Jackson
here you go user
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Isaac Perry
monke
Nicholas Jackson
God tier body. Too bad about the monkey face
Levi Wright
she can swing from my branch anyday
Mason Thomas
Huh??
Isaiah Wood
please explain
Bentley Turner
Kate, without contest. I just checked up on Rooney, and her scenes don't even feel provocative to me, whereas Kate has made it her mission to star in as many show-off films as possible, to provide us endless amounts of entertainment; I have to respect her for that.
Alexander Wood
Monke face is what makes her so special
Michael Russell
The Lego autism one.
Tyler Martin
the one without the chimpanzee-like mouth
Nathaniel Morales
Thats too bad user, you should have been rewarded for such an effort. Both have the same nippas.