Next up on Shark Tank is.. user! He’s about to present his invention that he believes will change the world

>Next up on Shark Tank is.. user! He’s about to present his invention that he believes will change the world

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It's Any Forums but the boards are blue and safe for work so we can sell ads. I call it: 4channel

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It’s a home sized baler for recycling. Yes I have the parent

Hi thanks for having me. My idea is an agency where lonely men will pay for sex with willing women.

And how do you plan on removing the nsfw content once it gets posted? Surely this would require a dedicated team to constantly monitor the site. How do you intend to pay your employees, Mr. user?

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>And user, how do you plan on creating a sustainable corporate environment for your hoes?

That's an excellent question. Here's the thing: They are doing it for free

>pooling sweat
H-hello sh-sharks... I'm asking for 200% equity for one hundred thousand dollos. my idea is a pen with mul-with m-m-many different c-colors. You can, can change it by sliding the- pulling the slide, sliders down and so... see it can be blue and and or it could be red or green or or any color. Sh-Sharks, how about you, we and me, you and me, paint the sky or the, or paper with ink

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>Savvy businessmen (and women) as you all are, I'm sure you are all aware of the exuberant rates that gamergirl farts in a jar are going for at the current market. Now, imagine that this product could be produced in an industrial scale. In a facility dedicated to the production of these valuable gasses, a 'brap barn' if you will...

There is no person in the world that would choose to work for nothing. The chance of finding someone is ZERO, NONE. This business model you are proposing is an impossibility.
And for that reason, I'm out.

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I'm still willing to hear him out. Now tell me, why would these monitors work without pay? What incentive is there?

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It's like.... they are helping out the community and... being a positive force in the world. Some people are good and stuff.

I'll give you 100% ownership but in exchange I get to suck on those fat milkers twice a week.

Even so, you would have to take this task very seriously in order to spend hour after hour, day after day cleaning up garbage without monetary compensation. Surely there would have to be something else?

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I'm in.

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There's also the power, the ability to ban those of lesser status.

Limousine sandals

I never really invest in anything but you're also not black therefore I'm out

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A huge oven

I see. So these positions would be filled by the lowest rungs of society. The mentally or physically unfit. Those who don't have ability to shape their own lives so they long fo the opportunity to impose their will on others? Obese people, transsexuals and the like?

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>My idea is the Nigger Whipper 9000. Go ahead, ask me what it does

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Wait. I have sneakers that play rap music.

I have a few ideas actually. Thinking of starting my own company or making a memestarter page. No, I won't tell you what it is, you'll just steal my idea.

OK, brother. Here is my idea. It's a fagdar. Let's test it on OP.

Ooh yeah, that's a positive.

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What does it do?

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I call it the dinow. Essentially it will be a replacement for the dilator.