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Mark Hamill will be voicing Merv Pumpkinhead in THE SANDMAN
Sandman is releasing on August 5
Matthew Foster
Leo Harris
This shit looks terrible.
I wanted to like it but it really just looks terrible
Angel Brown
no clue what the fuck this is but it looks terrible
Ayden Watson
Supernatural already did sassy black Death
Kevin Sanders
Name an author more insufferable than Gaiman, the only one I can think comes close is King at this point.
Alexander Russell
>tfw friend lent me Sandman Vol 1 years ago
>still haven't read it
Easton Martin
Being in an (((open marriage))) with that turbodyke whore musician broke him, I think
Aiden Martin
based
fuck comics
Elijah Hughes
Sneedman
William Jenkins
One of the only comics I ever wanted an adaptation of and it gets relegated to some netflix mystery meat series.
Luke Williams
Oh, no. I canceled Netflix and I have no interest in watching this. Whatever shall I do.
Dominic Hernandez
Ezra Miller as Kylo Ren as an emo faggot.
Ayden James
You know it really feels like they’re dabbing on us when not only is Death being played by a negress on this show, and not only when they’ve already cast Jenna Coleman on the show, but when they’ve also cast her as fucking John Constantine
Landon Phillips
>Sandman
oh cool
>on (((netflix)))
uhhh
>Death is some ugly sheboon
and im out
Jacob Davis
Here's your Sandman bro
Josiah Long
someone told me she’s publicly stated she fucks other guys too lol
Jackson Campbell
>she’s publicly stated she fucks other guys
Yes, that's what open marriage means. It's peak cuckoldry and I don't know what Gaiman was thinking. Apparently they fight a lot
Joshua Sullivan
I love jenna
Jason Jones
Wait bro….what?
David Sullivan
>and I don't know what Gaiman was thinking.
Well initially he got to fuck all the alt college girls who liked Sandman but given how the cultural zeitgeist is always changing I think the last time he got pussy off that was like 2013.
Jonathan Clark
WE
Aiden Sullivan
>On marrying Palmer, he took her middle name, MacKinnon, as one of his names.
kek this might be the biggest bitch nigga ever
Colton Sanchez
she's playing Johanna Constantine, an 18th century ancestor of John
Dylan Russell
neil gaiman is a literal jew cuckold who watches other men fuck his disgusting pig whore of a wife
Aiden Brown
hey Morpheus, why the long face?
Jack Rivera
No offense to anyone who likes it, but is Sandman like Twilight (or another YA book series) for boys? Basically, something people are obsessed when they're like 12-17yo and just forget when they start to read better stuff. Something similar happened with fans of Game of Thrones.
Jaxson Ramirez
Refugees welcome fag too. Glad I don't read comic books.
Colton Ortiz
>property who's identity is set in a specific time and place but it needs to be MODERN so they ignore that
>will be nothing but excuses for shitty political commentary that overpower everything else
I've basically already seen this show 20 times, I don't need another one.
Xavier Gomez
Gaiman once criticized the people on tumblr for being "addicted to outrage." Those were his exact words. That was a while ago, given how tumblr attitudes have expanded it's possible he feels that way about lots of progressive activists in general now.
Luis King
She's also playing John's parts in present day.
Apparently WB didnt want John in a show because theyll have their own Constantine show in the future, and this was a workaround or some shit
Either way coleman will be based
Dominic Thompson
well, shit. that kinda fucks up the lore because john is coming off everything that happened in swamp thing and that dictates every— oh wait, i forgot, netflix doesn't give a shit about any of that
Parker Wilson
>muhfuggin peachy keen bix nood, nawmsayin?