Winning argument against retarded gf

>winning argument against retarded gf
>she says "you're such a fucking scorpio"

do women believe in this stupid bullshit in your country?

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quit acting like a Scorpio then

yes lately they do
but i dont take my gf seriously i treat her like my property i do everything i call the shots

scorpio tier post

>yes lately they do
arent horoscopes haram?

wait until their fathers find out
it will get bloody

I always assume people whom I've not met to be female if I hear that they believe in horoscopes, and I'm always correct.

how did you get gf?

No, because I do not have a girlfriend

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Do Scorpio really

SCORPIO IS READY

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>study hard in school
>study hard in college
>work hard at work
>wait until you're in your 30s
>women flock to you after they've ridden the cock carousel

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bitch thinks you're a scorpion?
lmao tell her to learn biology

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Imaging dating a scorpio sis...

That's way better than what you usually get where they try to goad you into name calling. You know the game, where they can say whatever they want about you but if you come at them, everything is suddenly your fault.
I'll take some astrology over that shit any day.

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This seems to be the real pathway for getting pussy. Honest man

man at this point I'd rather be fucking single

If a woman said that to me in an argument, I might catch a battery charge.

They unironically do. All of them
I thought this was a Any Forums meme but as i grow older, and especially since i have an office job, i see this clearer and clearer. One of my coworkers is with a guy she knew since they were kids but now in her late 30s she decides she loves him, and before she wasn't much the relationship type lmao
Modern day women were a mistake

scorpio moment

My girlfriend and I had an argument about homeopathy because her retarded family taught her that it's better, until she read the Wikipedia page and realized that it's retarded.

Fuck alternative medicine

>study hard in school
>study hard in college
>work hard at work
>wait until you're in your 30s
>women flock to you after they've ridden the cock carousel

>its 100% of me

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