We're Serbs

>we're Serbs
>we're Russians
>we're not a real country
>we speak Serbian
>we speak a dialect of Croatian
>we speak a language that is indistinguishable from Serbo-Croatian in speech
>we are an extension of Croatia
>we should be split between our neighbouring countries
>we should be split between Italy and Austria
>Primorska should go to Italy
>Prekmurje should go to Hungary
>Maribor should go to Austria
>we're in the Balkans
>we're Balkan people who pretend to be German

all literal excerpts of posts about Slovenia that I've read on Any Forums over the years. Why is Any Forums so ignorant?

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I love Slovenia, Istria belongs to the Slovenes!

They're just jealous.

holy fucking cringe. kys asap

sLOVEnia
put this on the list

zizek country

Why do Slovene posters hate talking about Slovene culture and Slovenia? I never got that.

It's Žižek, or Zhizhek, or at least it should be, cause zizek is a dialectal term for boob in Slovene.

>dialectal term for boob in Slovene
kek

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I don't hate anything, especially not our country. but your thread is cringe worthy

LOL im from the green part and ive never met a single slovene in my life

It just says that that's where Slovenes also live traditionally, not that there are Slovene majorities on those lands. There's like 300k Italians in that green area and 70k Slovenes.

Why? Because you like being bullied on Any Forums so much?

No Slovene would ever confuse Žižek and Zizek, those are completely different-sounding words to our ears.

My dad grew up in one of those tiny yellow parts but our family is from a village just outside of it
Our last name is the most common one there but everyone is a Croat of course
Slovenes are very rare in Croatia, only communities I know that exist are in Zagreb and Rijeka where they have annual gatherings and festivals

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I've heard local dialectal music from that area, Prezid and surroundings, and it did not seem very similar to the Slovene dialects that are spoken like 5 km away on the Slovenian side, which is where my grandma's from, so I should know. No, it sounded Croatian.

Your most famous person lol

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Luka DončIĆ easily beats her, and maybe Tadej Pogačar too.

You will always be an Alpine Serb.

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I can't even speak Serbian fluently, I speak broken pidgin Serbocroatian at best.

It's over for you.

nigga I can't even distinguish between you and slovakia

Slovenes are hypersensitive to pronunciation, there was this guy on the bus today who was having a conversation on the phone in Slovene with a Serbocroatian accent and the entire back half of the bus where he was standing was staring at him. I imagine the same would happen if someone were to speak in Czechoslovak accent, though in that case it would be the entire bus.