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oh dear

any englishmen in?

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reckon I would have had a chance with peak Dido

lads, is anime leftypol or rorke?

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*enters /brit/*

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it's freakish incel shit so both

Will be at The Washington, Belsize Park in an hour if you fancy a pint lads

leftypol has an anime body pillow

damn bitch you live like this?

Right is better. Still love chebs tho

best video game of all time? why that would be Rollercoaster Tycoon 2, of course

Who?

rorke watch super hero stuff and leftypol watches waifu stufff

has left got back tits as well

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feeling perfidious

gfberg trying to lose weight when I want her to gain more she's also clocked my game of slyly cooking her fatty meals and taking her out for junk food

Is it normal to be in your mid 30s and only 10% of friends your age to have kids?
We are absolutely fucked if they don't cure aging soon.

I will unironically be in Belsize Park Franco Manca in 15 mins x

brosnan

White hands

When I was at school a black kid bit my brother on the leg so I pushed him over and broke his nose kek

phoneberg did an update and it's pozzed

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lol

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Anybody like queens?

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want a jewish gf

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very brit post

Better than the posts above it, somehow

I'll see you there, I'll be the lad in white shorts, black T shirt and black sandals

31 and only 1 mate has a kid on the way, reckon it’ll be a few years for the rest of us

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I don't want her to be a complete heffer but she was kind of lanky with not tits or arse when we first got together now she has nice curves but lately she's got it into her head she misses her old body need to put a stop to this business

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wait I've just noticed something suspicious slapping about through that dress

mad how blatantly obvious it is that niggas ITT never get to the Cloud district very often

conservatism is about fighting for the gays

screaming

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we in the red light district also known as the concrete jungle

*hangs out in /brit/*

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blessed X

would love to have extremely rough sexual intercourse with her

do you get to the jarl's backside often? what am i saying, of course you do

cockberg going ballistic

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wow....i'm so glad I started with the americans

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her tampon fell out

hey user i got more SIM cards

marmiteman4

always wanted a bossy black gf

nice
been there with gfberg for a pizza in the sun before, weird place it was a house

hot

Nah mate I like femdom as much as the next lad but this reeks of insecurity

weird as fuck content on tiktok
just a weird generation of narcs

ah phew, thought she had a dildo swinging about in there for a second out in public aha

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he's probably not wrong

Greetings, traveller.... Perhaps you'd like to sample my wares

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GIWTWM

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dont see the appeal of big tits. veiny saggy mess

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she's still vile and vulgar

kek

the mild mannered englishman was built for the loud and sexually aggressive American woman

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>big tits. veiny saggy mess
>dont see the appeal

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how long until he dies

Romanian father Chinese mother born in Canada but English somehow

what would the 'dios mio' saying be for british muttoids

faggot

definitely got internet addiction lads
went off at 1pm yesterday and only just came back on
got a real buzz now like I do when I go a week without caffeine and then have a coffee

Emma Cuckitini

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can't help but feel called out by this post

>got american gf
wtf it's true

issa brum ting

Post trannies.

Trannies are better than cis folks at everything.

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this is the most meat I've ever stealen

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>tfw no qt stars and stripes gf

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just read a 5 minute article summarising the new 3 part netflix docuseries so I can talk to the toilbots about it

wooow! o.o

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youtube.com/watch?v=5OHooodspMM

Would shag all of them

the more I read about the War the more I dislike the Ukraine government

farts smell like garlic

>regardless of religious beliefs
I wonder why they even bother saying this considering holding true to the tenets of 99% of religions is wrongthink

absolutely mog straight people at suicide desu

Woodstock 99?

i'll be sure to let zelensky know, he'll be in tears mate

Any reasons why?

Are they not doing enough to kill Russians?

something stinks around here and i'm pretty sure it's my arse

KEK

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalottapuss!

mad how much i hate work, i just want to win the lottery and become a full time shut in.

They think everybody should be free to nominally follow whatever religion they want, but the only values you're actually allowed to take from your religion are "le be kind and nice to everybody"

Said I'd run after work but my god I want a pint instead.
gf isn't about either, surely got to be done lads?

Seething Rorkes in this thread that Trannies are superior to them in everyway.

Have sex incel

I mean come on jobsworth on the right isn't even trying to fucking hide his bulge, it's just a disgrace in itself, like these cunts are trying to rub it in our face.

>Haha he's got a cock AND balls but if you call it out you're a BIGOTED PIECE OF TRANSPHOBIC SHIT THAT IS GOING TO JAIL FOREVER

kys trannies and their enablers asap please

remind me of the slimy weasels at school who provoke conflict then go whining to other about how they're the victim and everyone should do something about it

run to the pub

Have sex incel.

You people are dirty in a dirty thread. Shameful.

>like these cunts are trying to rub it in our face.
why shouldn't they? they're a protected class that's given rights and privileges the rest of us can barely dream of

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All the land they are fighting over is Russian anyway so its just odd

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feel like SHIT