No real history

>No real history
>Extremely poor
>Poor infrastructure
>Horrendous healthcare
>Rapidly decreasing population
>No inventions
>Ugly
>Corrupt
I hate this country so much it's unreal

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Atleast you're white

>Slavs
>White
Schizo

you'r country is a montaneous praradise
you don't suffer
i was looking at slovensko from a mountain top on Sunday and felt extreme jealousy

Felvidék is rightful hungarian land. Subhuman slavs should have been assimilated into the superior magyar culture.

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this is the slovensko side

Too many countries in Eastern Europe. The world only needs 4 slavic countries: Russia, Poland, Czechia and Serbia. Rest are derivates.

Move to Slovenia, it's the same but with gorgeous nature and less depressing cities. Or Czechia.

OP is the quintessential slovak. He is always bitching about the state of the country yet he refuses to leave and proceeds to vote for the most dogshit corrupt party possible.

There is still time to stop the wheel from turning

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Which one is real and which one is the imposter? How many similarities are in their languages?
Slovakia during ww2
>Joseph Tizo
Jugoslav partisans (led my Slovene)
>Josip (Broz) Tito
Also Slovakia and Slovenia sound very similar and have similar flags.

same, but different flag

I saw a reddit ball comic today where slovakia dissed Hungary because apparently Slovakia has a bright future and Hungary doesn't, so you're probably fine

The capital city, Bratislava is just another satellite city of the capital city of neighboring country, Vienna.

Why did they split from Czech and how do they keep their identity?

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Are you the same guy who posts this sort of stuff every few days? Whats going on man.

We split just because Slovak politicians wanted to steal more money. 70% of Czechoslovakia was against splitting the country. And we wont keep our identity. Vast majority of young Slovaks will flee in the following decades. Leaving behind only pensioners and gyppos.

Wtf is that Canada's old flag?

Canada had something very similar, the only differneve being the crest, back when they rightfully acknowledged their filial obligation to the United Kingdom and her motherly adoration.

Ich erinnere mich Slovakien als das Land, das so betreten war von seiner Unmuzikalischkeit, dass sie vom Eurovision zurücktraten haha

should have stayed with czechia

anthropology is more certain than your WASP ideology