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Tried pouring a 330ml can of cider into a pint glass and it exploded in me face

Hate London
Hate being in London

This lad took 5 seconds to link his new thread.

This lad took 11 seconds.

That's the difference, that's why understanding keyboard shortcuts matter. We're all ITT enjoying this thread while will be relegated to the dustbin and forgotten because he didn't appreciate the art of the lightning-fast link.

Top g

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Who do you think are the hardest people in the world?
Got to be the chechens or one of those related groups, fucking mental they lot

wonder what those fellas on the sentinel island are doing right now

you have: aids - ebola - monkeypox
the african triumvirate

Fuck off 190 get a life outside of Any Forums

>men find the "teen" face filter most attractive

gets the ol' noggin' joggin'

Doesn't matter mate, I fulfilled my end of the bargain and that's all that matters.

Hardest people in the world are: me

>polio is making a comeback
People in this country are now so unbelievably stupid. You could argue they've always been this stupid and it's just social media amplifying it but we didn't have polio for almost 4 decades yet here we are.

me?
location: sentinel island
occupation: pooing

realised how fucking terrible cider is

Chinese

If everyone gets a polio vaccine as a kid, how can we have polio?

You lads ever been in a fight?

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Bobba

>chechens
got slapped about by russia, white apes

schizo fuck off

>give people a vaccine that can cause polio
>cause polio
we really are so fucking sutpid as a spieces lol

inspector gadget on a mad ting

brainlet here, wasn't polio eradicated in europe?
my primal rorke brain wants to think it's because of all the forrins
enlighten me leftypol

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yeah it's pretty dire though. Only played by lifers, now in their late 20s, trying to recapture the magic of their teen years

the total playerbase can't be more than ~2000 people. Mental that at its peak the UK hotel had like 9k players per night and that was just the UK hotel. Now all english-speaking hotels are merged and get shite numbers.

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Yeah i heemed a whitoid with aikido

not since becoming an adult
if you're a grown man getting into fistycuffs you're probably a total spacker

Might be covid

>aikido

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No they didn’t
Fought to the last man and Russia had to wage 2 wars against a small rebel province

It's refugees

seriously why don't us and the /brit/ boys™ organize a top secret expedition, rent out a boat in wherever the fuck is closest armed with spears and that and go take it for ourselves

you are fundamentally correct someone from a region of africa where they had taken the live poliovaccine came into this country and due to the liveness of the vaccine have spread polio (even if it's just among sewage and not people)

yea they did and now they don't cause anymore trouble, they know better

Yeah.
How?
I never pretended I'm the only one. I imagine there are many more men like me but how does that help? Maybe some men can take it but I can't. It's bullshit. Simply because of personality traits I can't control I'm a virgin.
Change what?

Leftypol saying we should let in the sentinel islanders and be more inclusive
Rorke planning an expedition to “bleach” them

reckon that playercount had something to do with those fruit drinks giving out codes for free furniture

think theyre protected by the indian government or summat

I've missed something here can anyone get me up to speed?

>london
>europe

>Open University

Is there a sign of a bigger retard than this?

You are white.

mate we'd get domed between the eyes with arrows from 500 yards

those lads are hardened jungle warriors meanwhile I've never been in a scrap in my 29 years

I played football as a kid and still ended up a KHHV.

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God no im chinese

we can take them, what are they going to do orbital poo cannon us out of the water

spent 5 hours today watching post10 videos
miss when youtube was all just like that
good to see autistic lads bringing it back

i know how desperate you are to be a yank but you're not the 51st state yet

better than reformed poly that became a uni i reckon

my condolences

post eyes

The boomer generation is the first generation raised on tel-a-vi-sion and had their brains sucked out from an early age. They were the first to experience the new (((public schooling))) system in the 60s and 70s so they were a lost generation from the getgo. Gen X is just boomer-lite, experienced the same things and did mostly the same things as their parents.

The millennial generation grew up during the transition from analog to digital, they experienced the internet in the mid and late 90s when it was completely unregulated they experienced forum culture in the early 2000s
they changed bootleg and pirate culture forever with torrents, and most importantly they understood what they missed out on and what they lost due to the unregulated and uncensored form of the internet. Information truly was at the millennials finger tips.

Gen Z are growing up in a dead internet age, where forum culture is all but dead, where the internet instead of being tens of thousands of different niche websites and boards is now condensed into 5 or 6 platforms. Google continues to say "10 trillion results found" but if you actually go to the next page its all the same shit because it is so completely censored. The Gen Z generation will never be exposed to the truth, they will be just like their boomer grandparents with rotten brains before the age of 15.

could have bought a car from the amount i've spent on model trains this year alone

Thats what i say to you

mental how obama was elected in 2008
the deep state really enjoy making it apparent that it doesn't matter who's in charge, look at roe vs wade under Biden, and how pathetic Trump was in office (deported less immigrants than obama, for example)
so many examples of this it's unreal anyone still cares about politics anymore.

Sentinel Island is a small island in the Bay of Bengal populated entirely by indiginous people who are completely cut off from modern technology and society.

All attempts by modern humans to approach the island have been met with a hail of arrows. Christian missionaries who have attempted to make land on the island (to spread the word of god lmao) have been killed with arrows.

Showed up to work two hours early (I got the days mixed up)
Now I’m just walking about like a twat waiting for my shift to start

yeah?

You dont have any you sad poser

'av a wank

theyre hunter gatherers who havent even discovered fire

>my generation is best

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have done this myself in the past but it was only an hour early

absolutely soul-crushing knowing you could have spent that extra hour tucked up in your toasty bed

The G7 doesn't understand law of the jungle

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Labour closed more coal mines than the Conservatives did

watching rachel riley's big wobbly chebbos wobbling around on channel 4

>qt girl you're seeing asks you to cook her dinner

what is your speciality brit?

*rolls up sleeves*
come over here and say that to my FACE

in what way are they different to your lot

tinnitus in my right ear is all I can hear

gen z has been and gone old man anyone born after 2010 is generation alpha some gen z's are pushing 30

Yes.

just seen a couple pictures from the lads holiday that show the sun beaming off my head and im pretty sure i can see a speck of scalp starting to appear on the crown, i reckon this is how it all starts

its over isnt it lads
its so fucking over

youre literally in uganda you nonce

Chorizo pasta

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pooing out me arse

Pestilence (covid)
War (Ukraine)
Famine (drought)

The news has been pure apocalyptic recently

I completely forgot about bobba

*rewinds time and shags your nan in her prime*

The whole world has gone completely to shit. There's no hope anymore, no optimism. Everything is just fucked. Nobody has any hope for the future. Might as well just kill ourselves.

People keep saying I need to see a therapist or psychologist. How do you even arrange it via the NHS? Is it even worth it?

everyone has a start point on the crown you retard

step outside mate

oh be quiet

>People keep saying I need to see a therapist or psychologist.
do it then you whiny cunt when most people say the same thing it'r psobably true

>
Depends on your problems and whether or not you are ready to change

went to see a private therapist at the behest of my parents after I dropped out of university.

She asked me what my goals were and I said I didn't have any and she said that was my homework for next week then: to figure out what my goals were. £60 for that. Never went back.

I like the Beatles but I don't get what's so special about them often here people claim they were the first band in pop/rock which is simply untrue

Chechens got brutalised and went from being rebels to Putin’s dogs

omelette

how is it untrue?

worked out those goals yet pal?

>step outside
>see objective reminders that the world has gone to shit and that things are worse than they were in the past
Yeah good idea mate.

Need a woman like this

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brainlet here, how do I have sex?

>some gen z's are pushing 30
gen z starts late 90s m8. The oldest ones are approaching mid 20s but are still very much early 20s.

dis nigga live in Chernobyl or sumn

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there's lots of rock bands that predate them by a few years the Beatles themselves had already been in different bands before their formation

>STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!

no unfortunately not

jus b urself

makes you think

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I like it

if youre born before 2000 youre not gen z

>the Beatles themselves had already been in different bands before their formation
and no one gave a solitary fuck about them

The official generation list
Boomers 1945-1965
Gen X 1965-1980
Millennials 1980-1997
Zoomers 1997-2010
Gen Alpha 2010-2025

saggy tits.

then give her your pork sword after?

>Fast foods were my Kryptonite, takeaways mostly fried or Chinese, the smell of Indian food still triggers me to this day so I stay clear of it as the rape was done by Punjabi men.'

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generate my nuts in your mouth bitch

still I think a lot of people in their 20s think the fortnite tiktok generation is gen z when they're not really most gen z were 18 when covid hit grew up with terrestrial tele instead of youtube and can vaugley remember the 2008 recession the arab spring and life without smartphones

love love LOVE sitting down to piss

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Yeah i like big ugly noses like that mostly because i feel like theyre insecure about it and thus more likely to date me