Australia as you've never seen it before

australia as you've never seen it before

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Why doesn't Australia build a Las vegas?

We are too dumb and incompetent. We need Americans to lead us desu.

So many yellow people. The assimilation will soon be complete.

Why don't they just build a canal?

see

that's the gold coast

Less than 5% of the population is assimilation?
How many Latinos do you have again?

Because we don't want to

Why North so empty?

Hot and dry
or wet and humid
It's mining country and Aboriginal towns

Kek between where? Everything is so far apart it would never be worth it.
This.

from what I gathered Ausfailia isn't really worth seeing. Maybe Nu-Zeelan for the lunar topography.

That outer circle will be entirely yellow people
>latinos
18% and dwindling. 21st century america belongs to asians.

Obviously Sydney and Melbourne are full. If you’re coming here your best bet is Darwin boys.

Yes, that's true; you should never come here.

What outercircle? Asians don't leave the cities, they die in the bush

Gambling and prostitution are legal in Australia so its less of a draw

Mt. Isa is pretty cheap.

>your best bet is Darwin boys

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What happens between Perth and Adelaide?

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Jokes aside it’s really not. Our cities aren’t bad but they aren’t special either. Our nature is also pretty boring too. Come here if you want a safe but boring place to live.

Serial killers

>never come here *sniffle*
seriously tho, you're a flat arid nothingburger

It'd be too late to the party. Most gamblers here are either addicted to pokies at their local, or they're glued to betting apps on their phones.

We don't have a Colorado River

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>arid
Funny how we get associated with the desert when practically nobody lives there. Maybe I just shouldn't expect better from P*llocks.

>t. flat damp nothingburger

Why don't we plant trees there?

we dont have any historical monuments or an interesting city culture. so its arse as a tourist.
might be alright if you want to be a backpacker

>interesting city culture
Most of the good shit is outside of major cities, which is why most people outside of Australia are completely oblivious to it.

It can't just be one long road, right? There must be petrol stations because people need to refuel, and the people who live in those petrol stations need towns to live in.

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You don’t drive from Perth to Adelaide, you fly

there are petrol stations but they're spaced around 80-200kms apart.

>and the people who live in those petrol stations need towns to live in
They live in the petrol stations. Just look up -31.4504, 130.8964 on google maps.

There are small towns smattered about, but they're a very long way apart mostly. It's a 30hr drive.

For the most part, it's just one long, empty road for dozens if not hundreds of km's. Most towns don't have servos. We can fit 14 UKs into Australia, you don't realize how fucking massive and empty this country is

Why would you visit Australia for the populated areas? Funny speaking fat anglos aren't exactly rare. Unless you're researching skin cancer why bother with you or your glass modernist cities?

I can't imagine anyone walking generic Australian downtown with full mast, can you???

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>Maybe Nu-Zeelan for the lunar topography.
What?

He's got our number.