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fucking sick of mumberg and dadstein randomly bursting into my room when i've got my headphones on
genuinely shit myself each time

came hard in the bfs ass 30 mins ago and I already need to cum again

anyone ever done those teeth whitening strips?

have very yellow teeth, me

What was happening here?

leftypol sweating bullets trying to pick a side

Imagine your the fella taking this picture and you've to hold up her pink sparkly phone while she presses that glass to her lips but doesn't drink it because that wouldn't make a good picture.
Then you hand her back the phone and, assuming she doesn't ask you to take another, you now sit there for another 5 or 10 minutes while she crops, filters and posts the picture, and then refreshes and messages all her friends to go and like her post.

That's what you paid £14 for two cocktails for, but atleast she might touch your willy later

want to stick my finger in her philtrum

maybe? I focused on the VIP ones in London but there are about 50 in the UK

Reminder this is going to be the coldest summer you'll ever get from this point

seems more like something rorke would be confused about but then i've seen /brit/ rorkes say they want britain to be more brown to own the libtards so maybe not

leftypol having a stroke after watching this

If you believe the story she's apparently a lad ITT's ex-gf and he took the photo himself.

If I'm being perfectly honest it irritates me that the photo contains an espresso-stained crinkled napkin; ruins the aesthetic slightly.

oh no. how horrible. stop. please muslims. religion of peace remember.

the lad in question

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Alexa. Play Chingy - Right Thurr

Quite possibly. She's much too fit to ever entertain a /brit/ user.

to thing the tranny and the muzzies were writing ACAB together peacefully until the muzzies realised there's an imposter among us

When I was 16 I went to a girl’s house to "watch a movie" and proceeded to watch the movie 'The Beach' in full, in complete silence while sat next to her on the couch the entire time. Then it ended and I got up, said my goodbyes and left.

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It's a man

more of a one call away fan myself

acab sticker near me on it said "all COPPERS are bastards" so leftypol sounds less like the americanised freak he is

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why do girls lie about getting their drinks spiked

the White Man's burden

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reminds me of that greentext story where the lad took his top off and said "it's time" and tried to shag her
or the one where the bird took her bra off, and the boy just held his thumbs up and said "great tits", then she just got up and left

why do 1p, 2p, 5p and 10p coins even exist anymore? Arguably 20p as well.

if I get change and it's coppers and that I just put them in the bin

sexual guilt

>and the boy just held his thumbs up and said "great tits", then she just got up and left

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some do it because they are feminists and want something to moan about
others do it as an excuse for being so drunk
my mate that had 4 pints once, was sick, then claimed he had been spiked
embarrassing behaviour really

Why were you expected to make the move? Why didn't she do anything.

cant handle their wooze

Wdym?

>and the boy just held his thumbs up and said "great tits"
based

no one is drugging womens drinks.

two legends
youtube.com/watch?v=mc1PlnXNnaU

>go bankberg
>ask for moneybags
>100 1ps, 200 2ps (£1)
>100 5ps, 50 10ps (£5)
>50 20ps, 20 50ps (£10)
>20 £1s, 10 £2s (£20)

if you fill up the moneybags to this amount then they'll take your coins
weigh your moneybag and all
have recently given away several moneybags into my account

Only annoying cunting thing is I have 89 5ps.
How the fuck do I come across 11 5ps?
I asked cashierberg to give me 5ps in exchange for my 20p and he told me to fuck off.
Fucking chimp.

>Why were you expected to make the move?

could have been because I was extremely autistic and weird (still am tbf) and when I appeared in-person at house it became too real and she realised I was far too abnormal to ever be her boyfriend

I'd been texting her for 3 months prior to going over to her house. Also, perhaps the most autistic of all, I sat next to her in a class at school and would say absolutely nothing to her during the class but then I'd get home and have full conversations with her over text.

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>no one is drugging womens drinks.

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best one of those I read was on Any Forums. Guy goes to girls house to watch Alien she says she's scared and wants to watch it with him. 20 minutes in she starts to complain about being tired and wants to turn the movie off. Guy says he's got some pills that'll make it more interesting. They in fact take Adderral pills and end up watching Alien, Alien 2, Alien 3 and Prometheus. Then he walks home at like 4AM.

it's like virtue signalling
"look everyone I'm so sexually attractive people are risking 10 years in prison just to try and fuck me"

damn he really fucked it since adderall makes you super-horny

t. the speedwanker

>>my mate that had 4 pints once, was sick, then claimed he had been spiked
shameful stuff this

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alri rorkette

Everything democrats do to torment trump makes him look more like the righteous crusader that conservatives want him to be

being invited to her house to be alone with her isn't enough of a move?

you will die alone and I will laugh

Oh well, we've all done stuff like that. A girl asked if I wanted to meet up once at a shopping centre, we walked around for a bit and chatted. We then passed a shop where a mutual friend worked and I said 'Oh we should see if blah is working there!', he'd just finished his shift and ended up joining us for a while. I was completely oblivious that she was probably interested in me.

it wouldn't have been so bad if he just admitted that he had drunk too quickly, or hadn't had anything to eat, or is just a lightweight in general
but he genuinely went on about how he had been spiked even though it was just all us mates in the pub and we never left our seats

iktf lad

could charm a girl to bits over text/on the phone but i'd 100% bottle it when we met

granted one time a girl came over and didn't take her coat off which i misread

No way is a bank only taking 10 £2 coins. If I walked in their with 50 they'd take them all.

How do I turn into a badboy so girls like me?
I don't want to be the beta provider at 30 lads.
I need to become sigma.

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Mate I probably will, I wouldn't even know what the first move would be.

he's unstumpable, 2 years of Biden and you are still seething about Orange man

go to london and ask to join a gang of black niggers

Rorke insisting that blackouts are perfectly normal while going out to buy an old-timey lantern

anything interesting to do at london's south bank tomorrow afternoon? just need to waste an hour or two with my mates

take steroids, get a twice-weekly sunebed and get 2 full-sleeve tattoos. The tattoos can be anything, generic shit, so long as it's 2 full sleeves.

this is what women mean when they say "badboy". I am completely serious.

a zoomer is anyone who cant remember supermarkets before self service checkouts

pints and a bag in a beer garden under the hot sun

just bee yourself

wander up to Soho and ill shag yer arses

just get some deanomong tattoos and start acting lairy even if you have a total shite body slags will love it

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who is that twink?

too pissing hot
sick of it
LIZ TRUSS SORT IT OUT

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fitta -pussy
fittan -the pussy

Says correct way to handle that emo transvestite racist cunt.

dunno just googled shit body tattoos

is having kids such a big deal? in this day and age it seems pointless as it costs a fortune

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alri abdul