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stop embarrassing yourself r kid

Red Wall Voting Intention (8 August):

Labour 48% (+3)
Conservative 33% (-1)
Liberal Democrat 7% (-3)
Reform UK 6% (+3)
Green 5% (–)
Other 1% (-2)
Plaid Cymru 1% (–)

Changes +/- 25-26 July

Listening to high thumos black metal. Eating raw meat. Drinking animal blood. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.

>kino

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Opps getting crunched and capped, I mean capped'n'crunched... no doubt about it I'm a cereal killer

Source? Refuse to believe this is real, didn't we win the fucking war?

Bloke in flat above me had his chimney breast removed the bastard or else I'd light mine.

explain this joke to me like i'm a moron (i am)

Man ordering in a cafe: A baked potato with chips please.
Waiter (laughs): You like potatoes eh?
Man: No.
Long pause.
Waiter: Tea or coffee?

>four coldest days with no electricity
How the fuck is this going to work, the country would grind to a halt and people will die.

>>kino

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Might watch gay cowboy mountain

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-09/uk-braces-for-blackouts-gas-cuts-in-january-in-emergency-plan

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Better start stocking up on tea candles, lads. It's gonna be toiletrollgate all over again.

i have 12 grams of bronze, and you?

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They're called tea lights mate

off to the pub then like back in the day 70s innit

Right fuck this, we haven't declared war on Russia for this?

most people don't have electric boilers lad
i think gas central heating dominates

never saw it. worth watching? homosex disgusts me but i do like kino

Its the gas theyre turning off, after they spent the last 15 years installing it all over the UK

how much have you lads seen your electricity bill rise by? not gas, just electricity

>gas boilers don't need electricity

gas boilers still require electricity

Triple. I spend almost £5 a day on electricity, every day

Doomsday clock will be 1min to midnight next jan

love democracy me
love how if you're in a safe labour or Tory seat and want change you have the democratic power of a rat or snail

yes just a minimum amount to turn on and off but the heating is done by gas

me? the best in the west

Coomsday clock fast approaching zero

might watch The Hundred™ on bbc2 tonight

or a mouse, which is when we would get things done! but mice are not political party people, as they are not so evil

Voting rights should be revoked for anyone who's not a taxpaying married male over the age of 25

Alright you've given the game away now mate you can stop.

might prowl the ginnels looking for someone to rape or rob tonight

skips v popchips edition

They're already having blackouts in Germany

I drove for weeks with my american friend totally bonked out of our minds through the forgotten parts of texas, alabama, louisiana and florida and it really is kino. the people are really nice too

>25
you mean 30 and done national service

Theyre called New Germans

rabbit fucker in the thread
rabbit fucker in the thread

What? I'm talking about gas boilers here. They use nowhere near the amount of elecricity as electric boilers.

mental how the equator is actually paradise. same hours of sunlight every day and don't have any heating or cooling in the house

fought the good fight and ran the right race but then it all fell through.
im left with NOTHING

Nah cause then in times of war you have your future engineers and doctors getting blown up by a drone strike. Paying taxes is enough to earn you a say in government imo

kill yourself

how is the boiler going to turn on without electricity

>Its the gas theyre turning off
You mean gas at power stations? Not gas going into people's homes?