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dicksea edition

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new forts doing good
but
i cannot be assed to autism everyones names again

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cringe

the undead are here again
o joy

thats a huge fucnking beardie

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do you watch melbourne cup every year?

4U

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is the drawbridge the right fucking way this time

ye
theyre besieging me now but cant get in

found this on a polish meme site
>invasion of aliens and mutated cancer on Poland
cancer=crawdad in polish
the banners on the crawdad are of various leftist political parties and organizations

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I don't fucking believe this

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overtime at the pulp mines is cancelled

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now you have so much more time to die of dehydration

what's that supposed to mean

i have been under siege by the undead and their necromancer bard leader for a year now, which is ironic because my mayor is somehow a necromancer but he's a good boi and a legendary comedian i made into a performer at the tavern so thats why everyone elected him
they slowly march in circles around the fort, the river frozen and drawbridge raised
we have enough mushroom farming capacity to make shroombeer and enough yak/buffalo and cave wheat to last indefinitely
if migrants come i expect they will be killed to the man by the zombie horde

how long can sieges last

with goblins and the like they last maybe a year or two then they wander off
idk how long the undead go for, i'm training a 2 militias of 10 rn i need to get them armored

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