You wake up in 2000 BC

You wake up in 2000 BC.

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>have to carry a battle axe around all day
>I suffer in Corded Ware

It's coming bros...

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why are they all in sweden now?

two more weeks

pased pasta poster

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>tfw not living in a comfy Corded Ware village

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My mud hut has more SOVL than your city med bronzecuck.

gib them back
few more centuries...

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rag yourself I am the head

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>tfw live in carpathia
>every known predator on the planet is here and wants me dead

>Assyrian
>successfully put down a rebellion in the Levant, things as usual.
>assigned as a royal guard accompanying the king in his lion hunts
>gets left leg eaten off by a wild lion
>"at least our king would look cool in that sick relief amirite?"
>retire from service and forced to work as a librarian in the royal library of Ashurbanipal
>spent days collecting tablets from all across the ancient world because the king liked "reading"... who does this?
>the Babylonian rebel
>they siege the library and burn to the ground
>is inside the burning library
>last thing see before eternal damnation is the epic of gilgamesh which was forced to recite 50 times this week
>die seething knowing that these worthless tablets will survive the fire

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>muh Aryan religion about race
why do people ignore 99% of the genetic and linguistic studies on Indo Aryans and focus on fringe 1800s bullshit

I want to be a tin trader

big rocks hehe

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Seething

>buck broken by race politics and BBC
>MUST.... PROJECT... ONTO OTHER CULTURES!

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>wake up
>eat mussels
>sleep

Do you mean, I still keep my knowledge from 21th century? I wake up on exact same place with where I live right now or depends on my ethnic or depends on my ancestors bloodline?

More like BBC

Ok

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Let's say
> I have knowledge form 21th century
> I wake up at exact same place
then, It's mean I wake up in ocean because Bangkok was underwater in 2000bc so I have to swim back to the beach and walk to nearest bronze age civilization which is Bangchiang 400 km away from my house (small red circle in your map) otherwise I have to join farmer tribes around here.

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