German is an absurd language

German is an absurd language

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I dont get it

The COPE

explain
"we are looking for you" on an ad for a job? whats so special about it?

wir sucken dick

WERE SUCKING DICK

Wow! I guess people are right when they say germans don't have humor

But its written suchen
it doesn't make a k sound

>But its written suchen
>it doesn't make a k sound

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yeah, but if you read it as if it were English, then it it's homophonic with "we're suckin' dick"
took me years to get the joke as well, because I obviously had no reason to ever read it with English phonology in mind

watch out Zhang you're gonna get censored for bantering too hard

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Norwegian is also pretty funny

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>Wir suchen dich!

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lmfao
took me a couple seconds

shut up sven

>English
hehehe, penis

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Wait till you find out how they say "poison"...

piao piao paw paw

I don't get it

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Anglos act like this when they introduce themselves
>Hi I'm Kerry Hooker!
>Hi Mr Dickinson, I would like you to meet my son Richard!
>now what did you say your last name was? One more time? I'm sorry please say it again?
>Dr Jizzmore?
>right away doctor
Suddenly my ESL laughter uncontrollably breaks out and I'm le schizo outcast.

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