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But girls who smoke are 10x more like to suck your peener, think about it they’re all about hedonism and don’t have much self respect

this has literally never been debunked

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seethe

>2022
>He doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Is life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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lol

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fantastic post

have Any Forums incels never seen anyone age?
People can look radically different only a few years later especially if they lose or gain weight and if their skin gets that bloated look that comes with age

Worked with a 40 year old who had a 19 year old gf, tbf he looked 30 and didn’t act 40 but still weird

unemployment is half what it was in 2012, mate

Not smoking on a night out is pure autism

>well it was a lovely town when we first moved in, but over the last 30 years or so it's just become so built up and busy
>now that our kids are off to college, we thought now's the time for that country move

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what if you put on a suit of armour and just DEUS VULT-ed the fuck out of the country

Yeah but the UN doesn't recognise you pale face
>refworld.org/docid/4954ce01c.html
Sorry whitey

Name even one (1) thing which is superior in 2022 to what we had in 2012.

um.. cheesed to meet you?

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internet speed

everything you mentioned

rick and *burp* morty

mmm yeah, stale smoke smelling yellow teethed leathery skin slags no thanks
probably got gross tattoos as well

think I inspired the original post because i said cigarettes were rancid

Always wonder if there’s more to these kinds of stories, like if he randomly dry humps an athlete wouldn’t they immediately call him a creep and tell him to fuck off then never work with him again, like I just cannot imagine getting away with that even in the 80s

>This is not a UNHCR publication. UNHCR is not responsible for, nor does it necessarily endorse, its content. Any views expressed are solely those of the author or publisher and do not necessarily reflect those of UNHCR, the United Nations or its Member States.

Not the UN

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mad about energy prices? upset?
is there a problem?
feel as though its unfair?
problem?
are you upset about this?
problem?
mad about the energy prices?
upset?
problem?

get a free SIM card from your energy supplier today, and ill take the card from you from your hands and you can come and be a part of the new bank, if you will. i mean if youd like.

if youd like to eat cake
wouldnt you like to do that? i know i would like to

but how about YOU?

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Oh yeah that time the English let 1 million girls get raped because they were afraid of Pakistanis

>stale smoke smelling
corr
>yellow teethed
corr!!
>leathery skin
CORR!!!
>probably got gross tattoos as well
PHWOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>now that our kids are off to college

FOY, yeah just gonna move country when our kid is 16 and needs to live at home

love a smoke on nights out but the aftertaste and lingering stale smell puts me off more than one or two

don't understand this since 'inappropriate' is subjective

Mad how Rishi Sunak is going to be our next prime minister and there's literally nothing you can do about it.
>B-but Liz Truss is leading in the polls!!!
Doesn't matter. Ballots have been delayed and polling is meaningless with such a small electorate. That's not even mentioning that the frontrunner rarely wins Conservative leadership races. The tide is clearly turning after Sunak won the debates and people are beginning to see how gaffe and scandal prone Truss is.
>B-but he's a TAX DODGER!!!!
Sunak benefited greatly with that scandal breaking when it did, now it's been memory-holed by the Conservative electorate. Meanwhile Truss has a lot of scandals brewing, particularly all the rumours about her affairs, and if past leadership races are anything to go by then the frontrunner will be undone by a surprise tabloid headline.
>B-b-but he's not WHITE!!!
So? The Conservative membership aren't racist. If anything his family's self-made wealth and consistent conservatism is actually appealing to them, far more than Truss's past as a left-winger republican then Lib Dem. Don't forget that a black woman was polling the best with Conservative members before she was eliminated.
>HE HAS NO POLICIES!!!
That's an exaggeration, isn't it? He's being responsible with what he promises, while Truss makes unrealistic tax cut proposals. In the end, if the choice is between Sunak and Starmer, they'll choose Sunak.
>BUT HE'LL LOSE THE GENERAL ELECTION!!!
The election is not for another two years. Sunak's campaign ability has shown he's more than capable of turning polls around, not to mention he has the backing of press giants like Murdoch. Polls have also consistently shown how popular he is among the public. Do you think Truss has a chance with all of her gaffes?
>B-B-BUT HE BACKSTABBED BORIS!!!
And Boris backstabbed May, doesn't matter. That's how politics works. You snooze, you lose. He will be our next prime minister.
>M-MANLET!!!
Who cares about height? He's still taller than Putin.

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It really isn't. I feel like internet speed peaked no more recently than 8 years ago.

How old are you?

asf

Heard it was actually 50 billion

I've absolutely FUCKED it

169138838
absolutely not reading this virgin rant

I want to fuck Daisy the barmaid from Corrie, lads

problem? voting?
voting? is there a problem? is voting working?
did voting for the problem before? voting?
problem?

availability of blacked pornography

old enough to know you're wrong

it's just italian banter

for me it's birds who smell of ciggies and cheap perfume

Kissless virgin lad here. Got a LOT of potential social events coming up. Feeling nervous.

>Pale face trying to keep an indigenous man down with his "facts and logic"
Ugh typical baka

just ignore the spastic virgins, how hard is it

problem? voting?
voting? is there a problem? is voting working?
did voting for the problem before? voting?

vote for walt disney for PM
mr walt disney will fix our problems

for me it's birds who get blacked

Discord leaking

>economy
Economy was only just unfucking itself from 2008 back then

>politics
We literally had multiple riots because of politics

FINALLY picked out the big lump of solid snot in my nose which was doing my head in
straight down the gullet

It comes from krautchan/ylilauta

like a bbc down a white woman's throat

meds are sex pests it is known

the sad truth is that women my age (28) fall into 3 categories
taken
exceptionally fit and put together but want a well off older man (which fair play to them)
extremely grim, just completely mauled by life and their own refusal to take care of themselves

blog on lucky cunt

mumstein just came into my room and told me to stop playing the guitar
literally 1984

>extremely grim, just completely mauled by life and their own refusal to take care of themselves
my girlfriends

gwan liz, rip that rag off her head

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muslims battered a tranny in sweden because he said islam was homophobic lmao

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all of them - blacked

felt queasy at this post

>ylilauta
not heard that name in a good long while

for me it is sex positive arthoes with nose rings that are feminists but still shave their pussy

asf/helperpaedo

Isn't every woman already taken?

Try to learn coding at freecodecamp. Still can't understand why I have to start with HTML tags which you don't really need them anyway as easy-to-build-website services like Squarespace emerge, and I'm infuriated at the inconsistent syntax.

International tennis star Selena Gomez to retire from tennis
>mfw my career hasn't even started

give it a rest aef

for me it's completely normal girls who don't shave their pussies at all

Loool why did the police just let it happen

couldnt find the buttermilk butter lads

devastated about this
salted butter gypsy-bread MK.I

user finally figures out its helperLAD

>I'm autistic
okay, didn't ask

>Economy was only just unfucking itself from 2008 back then
Yes, we were recovering. Now, we seem to be in perpetual decline. There's no optimism anymore. Everyone just expects to get poorer and more miserable. It wasn't like this 10 years ago.

>We literally had multiple riots because of politics
The London Riots were more of a brief breakdown in societal order than a serious political movement. People would openly admit they were only taking part in it so they could go rob shops for expensive trainers. And the media universally condemned them for it. Now? If the London Riots happened in 2022, they'd be supported by the BBC, Sky News, Guardian etc and called "racial justice protests".

I'm not lucky. I expect they'll go poorly. Driving lessons in particular.

for me? ones who trim it to a sensible level

imagine struggling with html lmao spacker

BIG fan

cannot fathom why normies abhor pubic hair
it looks incredible really accentuates a woman’s shape

otherwise known as marmiteman4

FOLC

I assume this is the sound you are making

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>driving lesson is a social event
oh my fucking days lmao

wasnt mohamed a cross dresser himself? don’t know what all the fuss is about

leftypol's brain absolutely imploding trying to figure out which side he should support in this

porn sick society
gave up porn when I was 20 and haven't looked back since

HTML is basic as fuck and takes 3 days to learn, it also helps you start thinking about the DOM, which is useful for learning CSS, JavaScript and even XML

It's called growing up. Your parents thought the same thing when they became 30. So did you grandparents.
Young people now think things are better than ever. In 30 years they will be extremely nostalgic for now.

jesus was a cross dresser as well haha wahey

buying backpacks for the knife-youths for if (when) they go and get the metal cans from recycling for pay
putting silver buckles on the backpacks to pad the value of them, and ounces of it in the bag to weigh them down. make their backs stronger. make them strong young men and then they use their fists. punch right through theire enemys heads

Playing Valheim and sucking a watermelon elfbar

what's a sensible gift for a 1-year-old? (non-meme answers preferred)

cousin's birthday approaching and I need to buy a gift

Why don't you GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND GET A BLOODY JOB?

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A sovereign

pack of fags and a 50 pound note

Keep going lad HTML is trivial just finish the course it should make sense once you’ve thought about it more, but also HTML and lots of web stuff is retarded and full of historical quirks they can’t change for backwards compatibility reasons

True it an extent but I think by most measures the world is getting shittier and that’s hard to deny

Funny how this is exactly how I pictured day-to-day life in Sweden

Not a fan of trannies but Saint tarrant was right

just get him some crayons and a colouring book mate is it really that hard

set him up for success in later life

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a novelty poo

2TB of SSD storage youd give them at 11y/o TURN IT ON IMMEDIATELY

yes it is hard for me I have autism please understand

Kek

Am I autistic if I know I'm autistic?

It is getting shitter. It's been getting shitter since the 1960s. kids don't know any different though. They still love cartoons and ice-cream all the same.

SHAN't

planning a 3 day trip to the netherlands because I want to see all the art from the Dutch golden age

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are snakes good pets?

Honeymoon package to Andaman and Nicobar Islands

CORRR

make men fit for the queen before she goes; the queensmen if she does so choose. the sterling silver men of great britan before there is a king and it all goes to shit in this country. the sterling silver men - and all others - shall help us them. will they win? it depends upon how we raise them and if we do it well

>Dutch golden age
*Scottish

Better than muslims yeah

Is this your way of saying you want to get high and shag prozzies?

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jihadem'explode'em and jew christy linked up

need it or keep it?

So even if I'm kind of a C++/Python guy which only learnt coding from my uni physics degree long ago, and have no interest in developing web-related application, if I want to get an entry-level software enginner job I still have to learn HTML well?

gf got a big promotion at work. she celebrated by giving me a blowjob. sometimes my life sounds like a fantasy

tongue punching the girlfriends bum

She was built for bbc doe

Willy emitted a vintage mature cheddar aroma