/brit/

>go outside
women hit on men
>go on /brit/
no woman has ever approached a guy

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women approach me but I don't want anything to do with them because they're just after my lucky charms

>hit on
FOY

thats the life

reminder that a CELTIC man was the first human to set foot on another surface beyond earth

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11:26pm microwave noodles

getting life-mogged by ssm ffs

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honestly just can't accept it being real

I think I’ve totaled around two years of proper NEEThood and this is spread throughout my late teens and twenties
Genuinely don’t understand what people do with like 10+ years of straight NEETness

HE'S STABBING ME
I'M DEAD
I'm dead..

And his name?
St. Brendan

nah he was gaelic

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OFFICIAL POWERRANKINGS OF INDIVIDUAL TYPES OF BUG'S ABILITY TO FLY OUT OF AN OPEN WINDOW ON A HOT DAY

Top Tier
>Bluebottles
>Bumblebees
>Houseflies (medium-sized)

Shit tier:
>Small houseflies / fruit flies
>Wasps

Don't actually want to leave once inside tier:
>Moths
>Daddy longlegs
>Spiders

Insufficient Data tier:
>Ladybirds
>Butterflies
>Dragonflies

I am open to revising these powerrankings if provided with additional data.

got a approached by women before i was a balding fat slob lol. probably happened 10+ times, most of the time though the girls were kinda mid

witnessing avatar use

yeah uk scientists helped out on the manhattan project so much that the uk government considered it a joint discovery and invention, but the american government refused to give them the blue prints to build another bomb so we had to do it ourselves

rorke should be punished for his crimes

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had a massive cunt of a dragonfly stuck in my conservatory for like 12 hours, couldn't get himself out of the corners

which crimes are those?

only planetary body beyond Earth that RANGERS MAN will be setting foot on is Jupiter's moon Europa (League)

Mad how the money supply has been increasing almost parabolically causing inflation in stocks and houses for a decade and when it’s finally filtering through to goods because we can’t have cheap foreign labour with lower safety regulations do our work forever wage rises get blamed not the massive amount of money that’s been created out of think air and handed to banks then loaned (given) out to multinationals for almost 0% interest.

for me it's getting a neverending torrent of gash when i was a mentally ill shutin neet and not having sex in almost five years since becoming a respectable contributing member of society

gaels are celts mate
just the name given to the celts from ireland
he was from clan armstrong, a gael and brittonic clan from dumfries in scotland