/brit/ andrew cobra tate edition

andrew tate and his brother are head over heels gay for eachother it's strange to watch

Maybe because you're unappealing.
They don't owe you attention.

brit warm out

Remember being told to take vitamin B2 as a mosquito prevention when I was going to a malaria area

Turns out the way it works is it makes you STINK of like weird artificial meat, weird

gonna go to spoons for ma lunch. hope it's not too busy

Can’t stand this fucking wog weather anymore

fuck off mark

Oh? What colour is your bugatti?

oh fuck off. days at a time of vile overcast misery and we get some nice weather and you whinge

it's almost a certain guarantee that people who claim to like shit cloudy weather and the winter are rancid incel weirdos who hate going outdoors

>>>americans are so grim

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only trannies believe in inflation...

...you're not a tranny, are you?

me? prefer overcast misery

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heres my rap
uh huh
yeah
uh huh
yooo im 22 years old and i have ED
because in my formative years girls did not want to have sex with me

screaming

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a sort of fuchsia with fulvous and cadmium hues

I kneel...

>live in a single aspect flat that is mostly south facing
>35C forecast on saturday

kill me now senpai

>he's not gona be in the park with his mates
errr you do have friends right?

I really hope global warming is real and Ireland becomes a hot country.

well I hope global COOLING is real so IRELAND gets even COLDER you BASTARD

is this the new ,meme
seeing it on biz a lot

Trumps house gets raided by the fbi.

rorke: so much for leftypol's defund the police idea
leftypol: loooool rorke now wants to defund the police

me, a radcen: I am so smart

no

Business idea: use wildfires to melt ice and solve the drought

Enjoy it, brownoids. This’ll be the last week of “good” weather before the grey skies return.

mad how having 415ppm of CO2 in the atmosphere supposed to be an apocalyptic event even though the paleontological record shows we've had 2000ppm before and life still thrives

neighbours dog has started barktoil wonder who i can complain to about this

me, reading this post: "i wish i didnt read it"

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good post

Quiet weekend for me
Might do a fair bit of runtoil and get some tins in to sit on the back with

>london

Stunning post

here's mine

i'm 24 years old and i gotta limp dick
cause i spent 14 years masturbatin
by attempting to impregnate my mattress
now my cock's a weird shape and it doesn't get hard
think i've destroyed my dick forever like a fucking retard
even if i get a woman in bed with my
my cock still won't function cause i got the ED
yo got the ed
i got the ed
my willy can only wee
cause i got that ed

Would just really like to do kinky latex dungeon sex desu lads

the average peasant

>'wanna go out for a meal and maybe shag after ill pay for everything and ill buy a year subscription to your onlyfans'

me

'wanna shag then go out? im skint as well wanna lend me 500 pound'

thats the difference

women love feeling needed

Is death grips a type of ed

>the average peasant
>
>>'wanna go out for a meal and maybe shag after ill pay for everything and ill buy a year subscription to your onlyfans'
>
>me
>
>'wanna shag then go out? im skint as well wanna lend me 500 pound'
>
>thats the difference
>
>women love feeling needed

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>>normal people
no such thang

might squirt some sex sauce out my penile appendage

Might ask this desperate whore for some dosh next time she bothers me for a weekly shag lad...

fat ameriburgers

here's my rap:

Bur-bur-burn away a carbon beam, knocked yo legs off
Tried to get away from me, had a stand off
Hit 'em in the spine, knock his dreads off
My woadie just caught a body, I nicknamed him Randy Moss
Thuggin' in my Reebok's, riding with a G-SHOCK
Shh- I heard he shot, Draco make a beat box
OG made that sharp turn, woadie spot 'em, peeled the car
Had a mask on, Draco make 'em beat box

not gonna lie if i was a woman and some obnoxious skinnyfat bespectabled "nice guy" was being obsessively courties towards me, offering to pay for everything, showering me in incessant praise and compliments, i'd want to stab the cunt 50 times in the neck

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26 year old virgin here. Told my dad that I accidentally demolished my knackers with the hammer. He wasn't too pleased, he told me to go back to my room and I did cause I'm a good boy. Then he and mum started arguing.

i hate them

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but not before the bill arrives right?

Wanking is so silly

Sitting there wiggling a little protrusion until a bit of goop flies out the end

mm
mm mm mm yeah
my dick is fucked from all the stealth wanks
keeping it silent through walls of planks
gripping it tight
naked women in degrading circumstances in my sight

an now im raw dogging a girl with a halfie
hoping I don't get an STD
before pulling out and wanking for 2 minutes into a tissue

Ellie Taylor on strictly lads. Might watch for the first time ever because of them legs

>UGH more nice weather on the horizon, what a DISASTER for the white race

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Anti-laddatory presence

quality post