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Stoke edition

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Some strange self whipping muslim festival today. Demonic people. Ugh.

Here's your tradwife, rorke

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I'd make some disparaging comment about India, but I would have to post it in 20 languages to make sure it was understood

yeah the lads

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maddy on a jan one this morning

teeth

Ehh 20 languages are in my state alone. But people of other states are ignorant and just casually say the language of my state is state-i. When there's no such language.

have you ever been made to look a right mug?

No. Been made to look like a left cup before though.

think you're being funny do ya

Think about it. Look at some of his films and see how he moved. I think he was quite as good as Jagger. It’s astounding. And, boy, when he hit that stage, he worked an audience. Good God! He was no politician. He was a media artist himself. He used politics and theatrics and created this thing that governed and controlled the show for those 12 years. The world will never see his like. He staged a country.

Really, I would like to be Prime Minister, but I think I’d have to set up my own country first. I don’t want to be Prime Minister of the old country. I’d have to create the state that I wish to live in first. I dream of one day buying companies and television stations, owning and controlling them.

reads like a schizo mihai post

why do orangutans look like people with down syndrome

It's now eight years since the last referendum. Name me anything positive, any benefit, Scotland has gained from voting No in 2014.
Name anything.

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Her poo
My dinner plate
NOW!!!

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is she trans? (i hope so)

bovvie dawid

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any total fucking loser man in
29 and i'm still a neet shutin with no idea what to do with my life

so, yeah, stamps are just disposable money equal 1:1 with the £
and if they were used as such then they would be such

as shrimple as that

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David, the wind blows
The wind blows
Bits of your life away
Your friends all say
"Where is our boy? Oh, we've lost our boy"
But they should know
Where you've gone
Because again and again you've explained that
You're going to
Oh, you're going to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
England for the English
England for the English!

nah, i was a couple years ago though
commit to hardship or drown in pity. your choice

we live in a weird society DO WE NOT???

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I read "Stroke edition". Didn't even bat an eye. All Brits look like they had a stroke at least once.

What are you super-duper autistic about?

christ banging head ache
had a mental night out
with ozzy osburne lads