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>rejected flat out
Based
Dont know why

Is he Asian?

no, he's a ytboi

I know of some white monks who got ordained here. I believe they get some sort of special visa for that. I don't know why he had problems with those countries though.
>doomer religion
A doomer religion is needed for a doomer reality.

Sorry to bust your bhalls, Arthur Schopenhauer but the will is not a thing in and of itself or a self because volitional formations do not sum up to more than an empty volume of aggregates devoid of inherent essence. Volitional formations are dependently originated between the contrived entity understood as the self and the nonself entities. Therefore the will is neither. All representations if judged for their recurrence are therefore similar to reinstations or reincarnations. Now this is where my head starts to spin.

I made a monk cry with the sad story of how white people got cucked hard by Xstainity

I can't understand. Can you simplify please?

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No. It's a pretentious babble explorative shitpost and Buddha says speaking nonsense sends you to hell.
The Diamond Sutra of the Prajnaparamitra is the end all be all greatest philosophical tract and perhaps the most easy to meaningfully .

Graspmeaningfully* grasp
Dont know why that word disappeared

Buddhism is a branch of Hinduism. That makes Buddhism actually closer to Hinduism than most people think. Buddhism is invented by the Buddha who was supposedly a prince sheltered from the world but after escaping his castle and seeing suffering he dedicated his life to prevent suffering.

Then it's just a bunch of hindu philosophy, like meditation, intuition and reincarnation.

Buddhism and Hinduism are both better religions than the Middle East three religions.

Buddhism was a large part of Pakistan and Afghanistan before the Muslims came, and China used to be Buddhist before the communist revolution.

If that is what you got from reading Scho then you haven't succeeded.

Scho would laugh in your face for being so needlessly complex.

The Jews of the East are called Brahmins and they are saying that to please blue gods, the Jews, I mean the Brahmins , have to kill horses and cut very special woods in order to burn it and dance around the fire while chanting ''''''''''magical & sacred'''''''''''' sentences called mantras. Brahmins live off the royal families and have a comfy life, spending their day doing rituals mandated by the king, because the local jew, i mean Brahmin told him that the gods were somehow not pleased with him...
At this point karma rebirth and meditation are not in the Vedas and do not matter. The only way to live the holy life is to be a born a Brahmins and do ritual by dancing around a fire and killing some animals once in a while.

Buddhism and so on
Then Buddhism, Jainism and some materialist gurus came along and said the Vedas and Brahmins are full of shit. Sainthood is not hereditary for instance. Buddhists introduce karma, aggregates are not self, and very precise meditation and their only goal is to ''end suffering''. They do not give a shit about politics. The Jews get super triggered and write the Upanishads as a counter attack.

From now on, in the Upanishads it's wrong to kill animals to please the gods and they say any past killing was ''''''''''''symbolic''''''''''''.
They say that sainthood is not hereditary and instead Brahmins should meditate once in a while. They do not say what meditation is since they don't even know themselves. They just heard the word from the buddhists and jains, so they just mention the word and cross their fingers their audience will move past that.
The Upanishads is a half-assed work.
Buddhism dies
Buddha died a long time ago already and buddhism with him. The Brahmins are still seething at the buddha and start to kill whatever remains of buddhism from the inside by making up new teaching like Mahayana inside the buddhist monasteries. There is barely any filter at the entrance to become a buddhist monk, so everybody charismatic could join and change the daily rules and the teachings.
The ''''buddhist'''''' bramins create new '''buddhist'''' sutras for the first time written in perfect sankrit [the language exclusive to the brahmins] in the exact same prose as the brahminical texts, but they say that those sutras are totally the Budhdas teaching '''dude just trust me lmao'''.
Now in buddhism there is a '''''primordial mind'''' which '''encompasses everything'''' and it's the ''''''''''''true self''''''''''''. Doing ''''''''rituals''''''''' makes good karma and anybody can be enlightened just by saying ''''''''''mantras''''''''''.

Some Brahmin tard called Patanjali decided also to write a manual on meditation. Since Brahmins made that shit up in a rush in the Upanishads , they can't pad their manual with custom teachings, so they copy word for word the buddhist manual. But this time they call it ''''''''''yoga'''''''''''''''and they use ''''''''''''''the breath'''''''''''' in order to ''''''''''''''reach Brahman'''''''''''''''.
In the middle ages, a Poo called Shankaracharya was still triggered by buddhism from 1000 years go so he tried to refute it by saying '' lol buddha did not use sanskrit so what he says is wrong lol''. To this day, the Poos still use this turd to ''''''''''''refute'''''''''' buddhism and sometimes jainism.

Buddhism has been dead for several centuries and what is left is various Brahminical-buddhist intellectuals struggling to differentiate Vajrayana, Mahayana and Hinduism, saying each one is better and different from the others. They make up lots of contrived mental gymnastics, but since they all reject the buddhist claim that ''things don't have any essence'', their teachings get more and more confusing and more and more the same. At this point in buddhism, buddha is literally the essence of the universe and to get enlightened you have to do some rituals on the order of the newly introduced concept of the local Vajrayana guru [the buddhist equivalent of a brahmin] while saying some mantras. Buddhist fucking love mantras at this point.

Nowadays, the situation is the same with:
- buddhism still dead
- hindus still seethe IRL and online at buddhism and jainism, even though there is like 0% buddhists and only 1% jains in India right now lol
-hinduism-mahayana-vajrayana still desperate to say they are different yet still saying the exact same things
- now lay people try to do meditation, but they either do the non-buddhist meditation like all the zen ''do nothing'' crap, all the mahayana worship crap, or do the the meditation from buddhist commentaries also written centuries after the death of the buddha.

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