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the problem is with you, is you put it all down to faith
well people havent got fucking faith

what happened to men

handsome fella

Trannies and nonces out in force. Time for bed

Everybody is poor and uneducated in Wales, we're talking about England though

off to bed

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haha me too!

I don't know what that gesture means.

nme soon ahaha looll mental lads mental

*tucks you in*

finally, a reasonable hour to sleep. still though, fuck you cunt

Why are people surprised that farmers that actually own land are rich? owning land means you are rich, doesn't matter what your job is

Can't imagine it's much different in like rural Cumbria or wherever, lake district second home owners aside.

Mad that when you tap a finger against your skull its the equivalent of you going outside of your own house while your inside the house and knocking on your own door

bit early for you, isnt it?

sucking down cold coke and elfbar puffs whilst progrooming

more like cold cock yeah?

Heart ripped out of >her chest

its not really though is it?

stroking my cock

Good morning lads.

What is a cream cracker @irishlad

alri year 1500 lad

vaping makes me feel sick but i still do it

Why don't men simple give them selves a 5/10 fetish. Like just watch 5/10 porn until they fetishize them to such a level it would raise them up to 10/10, then they would have their pick.
Just my 2 pence

omg black sabbath

andrew cobra tate auslad, where art thou ;-;

And that's...good?

what's that smell?

Peasants throughout history tilled land they didn't own, the owners of that land would never actually work on it themselves. So yes, owning land typically means that you're wealthy.

walked down the stairs earlier

Cringe, Oceania is better.
youtube.com/watch?v=fX8A3a5HSKw

One of the best American bands them

It is winter 2022 in the UK. No one can afford electricity, gas or food.

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Known rural shitholes.

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well..... no

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morning lachlan, is it escorts or bowling today?

The Romanian Iron-Guard was responsible for the Manson murders.

Had a dream last night I killed myself, woke up crying because it wasn't real.

mate my auntie has a cottage in the yorkshire dales
quaint little market towns surrounded by nice farms and stone cottages
definitely not shitholes

well?

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Don't know if native Cumbrians still exist, maybe in the north and west Lakes I suppose

fuckin ell lads, it's ozzy osbourne

haha i want a psychotic scottish chinky gf

you fucked it mate

north wales/chesire slander

The Yorkshire Dales isn't circled. But I have heard a rumour your aunty wanks off horses for fun.

you absolute chucklefuck

What happened to the crew of the Mary Celeste?

>The ship was discovered floating off the Azores Islands in 1872 with no one on board and still in seaworthy condition.

Balearic Islands

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>wash my housecoat (that's what it's called btw)
>smells nice and fresh and clean
>half an hour later, already done several farts in it
what am i meant to do lads? i can't hold it in

not very bright are you?

That area in the west of England you circled is full of beautiful black-and-white cottages and lots of rich old boomer conservatives live there

good slingers from there

glasses are somehow the biggest redflag

who is that person youre talking to

Andalusia

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Dr Who killed them

wish someone would assassinate me from behind like a mob whacking, never see it coming

>my housecoat

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Na mate they are dog fuckers.

>chinky
do you have sever autism?

Native Cumbrians haven't existed for like 800 years mate, since Cumbric (a Celtic language) died out. Which was also spoken across southern Scotland, Kingdom of Strathclyde and all that.
The genetic difference between Cumbrians, other Northern English, Lowland Scottish is practically indistinguishable.

might order a cheeky mcds lads, thoughts?

had a professor in uni who would always say "gosh its like the mary celeste in here" when walking into an almost empty room

Fucked off in the lifeboat which sunk, so they all died in the ocean.

women are given extremely lenient treatment by the justice system

Well yeah they do that too but you've got to make your own fun in the countryside

*surreptitiously books a plane ticket to australia*

moochads rise up

>Had a dream last night I killed myself, woke up crying because it wasn't real.

i had a dream that i was rapping reggaetón in some office

she looks like italian pornstar valentina nappi

bit cheeky

could have left out the ``by the justice system
`` part

Strait of Gibraltar

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They saw your ugly fat mum and killed themselves loooool

England's finest county

>wish someone would assassinate me from behind like a mob whacking, never see it coming

pay me to do it

stuck between a rock and a hard place there

i've irreparably sabotaged 90% of my relationships with sheer autism, i've got no one left except mumstein and even she is fed up with me