Why do americans love giant penis extension trucks so much?

Why do americans love giant penis extension trucks so much?

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lmao the tiny suv beat the murrican truck

America is a third world country that produces nothing of quality

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aren't those AWD? what the fuck is the driver doing?

>penis extension trucks
i raffed

i like my 4runner because when i fold all my seats down i get like 100+ cubic feet of volume to carry stuff around + the rack on top that gives me the ability to pack on even more. it's been extremely useful several times.

>i love muh truck cuz i can carrymore useless shit around

not useless at all

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and these ""people"" call chinks bugmen

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lol

it looks like the truck was in rwd mode and the suv in awd

>pranksters
do ypipo really

Sure, but do you utilize that feature enough to make it a worthwhile investment? I could get a large truck but the reality is I'd only use the extra hauling capacity when I'm moving to a new house so it's not really worth it.

because they have tiny penises

Cargo cult masculinity. Men don't know how to be men anymore and buy stuff that is superficially seen as "manly" (big cars, guns, knives and swords, tattoos, beards, etc.) in a futile attempt to capture something they don't understand. (Happens in other countries as well with different things)

You will never ever find someone who can really justify to you the purchase of one of these purely and objectively on economic or practical terms.
If you have to transport lots of stuff occasionally you get a trailer. If often, you get a van.

The real reason they buy these trucks is that they "look badass" and they later rationalize it to themselves with these excuses.

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Which car would you get if you:
>lived in a European city
>wanted to go on road trips around yoorop
>wanted to drive in the mountains and snow for skiing

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twingo

virgin amerimutt truck vs chad german SUV

>Cargo cult masculinity. Men don't know how to be men anymore and buy stuff that is superficially seen as "manly" (big cars, guns, knives and swords, tattoos, beards, etc.) in a futile attempt to capture something they don't understand.
So true. I can't agree more with this. but

>(Happens in other countries as well with different things)
I don't think it happens outside of the US and Americans. At least it only happens in countries highly influenced by American culture.

I'm getting an older MX-5, your car doesn't see any snow when going skiing.

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I've figured they're probably useful if you regularly haul around like a quad bike or something. I can't speak for the rest of Europe, but over here people just rent a van if they need to move a bunch of stuff somewhere, like if you're moving or something. The floor is pretty low so it's not too much effort to lift stuff in there, and it's weather protected since it's inside the van. It seems like it would be a lot of work to lift something onto the back of these trucks, since the bed is so high up

i heard dacia duster is solid and cheap, lada niva if you wanna go offroad (drinks like camel though)

Build quality except the Renault engines is really shoddy on Dacias.