Southern character is introduced

>Southern character is introduced.
>"WELL DON'T MIND ME MUCH, I'M JUS' A SIMPLE SOUTHUN BOY, I RECKON I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ANY BIG CITY LIVIN'. BUT I DO DECLARE I AM FAMISHED, PERHAPS I COULD INTEREST YOU IN SOME ICE TEA, THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHIN' LIKE AN ICE COLD TEA TO TREAT A HOT SOUTHUN AFTANOON' I RIGHTLY RECKON."

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It’s sweet tea. The glorious sweet southern tea

Ok bucko

>"YOU FOLKS NEED DIRECTIONS? WELL SHORE....JUST HEAD EAST BUT STAY AWAY FROM OL SNEED'S CABIN HE DONT LIKE NO VISITORS"
>the mother fuckers go to Sneed's cabin

Well that's how they talk isn't it

God's country
Opiates and meth tear families apart tho

>father-in-law is a lawyer from Mississippi
>he actually talks like this
It's pretty based. Every time I talk to him I feel like he came straight out of a movie.

the south is the only aristocracy america had

>literally just sugar and tea

southerners are based and hilarious
I never understood the bullying they get

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Nah, the north east had those extremely rich "continental accent" types

Southerners are fucking bro tier

>continental

oops I meant transatlantic

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>gopher everett?
For some reason my family has been laughing at this line for fucking years.

b-buck?

>AH SAY AH SAY WELCOME TO MAH PLANTAYSHUN. DON'T FRET ABOUT NO BROKEN BUCKS WE ONLY LET CHUCK HANDLE ALL O' THE SUCKIN AND FUCKIN 'ROUND THESE PARTS. IF YOUR DICK IS DRY I HAVE A GOOD STRONG BUCK THAT NEEDS TO BE BROKEN SENT TO YOUR ROOM. ENJOY THE LIBATIONS AT THE WATERING HOLE IN THE FOYER, AH SAY AH SAY. WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU BE, SIR AND MADAM.

Served by the gallon

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Your father in law talks like an ESL retard?

What are some Southern kinos other than Gone with the Wind?

it's kikes...

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true detective s1

Southern lawyers exaggerate their southernness for professional reasons. When I'm in court I'm basically a slightly thinner Boss Hogg. When I'm out of court my accent goes from an 11/10 to about a 5/10. Southern lawyers who continue the super-southern stuff out of court are fags.
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