What would you even do if you were Jessica Chastain's husband?

What would you even do if you were Jessica Chastain's husband?

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divorce her because she's an old hag

>”hey, Isaac!!”
>*punches him in the throat*
>*roundhouse kick him into the side of a chapel*
>*grab him by the collar*
>”only I get to kiss my wife’s sweaty pits”
>*throw his body into a canal*

Tombstone piledrive her through a glass coffee table

This made me lol

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probably coom even more than I already do

based

He's literally me