WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERICA

KOKA KOLA SOMETIMES WAR

YOU GOT A PUSSY
I GOT A DICKA
SO WHATS THE PROBLEM
LETS DO IT QUICK

>United States

>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting

>Highest GDP on Earth

>Worth 51% of the global economy

>Largest navy in the world

>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth

>Only country with a functioning railgun

>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth

>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones

>Developing a new generation of spaceships

>Only country to have been to the Moon

>Only country with a private sector actively working in space

>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication

>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart

>Won WWII singlehandedly

>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)

>Leader of the free world

Don't like us? No problem.

At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgyfags "LOL fuck the system fuck Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.

You are ALL American people.

I fucking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.

Don't you have some dead black guy to kneel for?

IT'S WUNDERBAR

Stupid yuro doesn't even know that there's still an hour until the noontime kneeling.

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>Facebook
Jewish
>Apple
Syrian
>Microsoft
56% American, 44% Jewish

Culturally a lot of the wolrd has a huge American influence, especially Europe. Think BLM, an US movement abiut an US issue that went global, think of the insane amount of soft cultural power that entails.

LIVIN'
IN
AMERICA

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The fact that you even know enough to make this joke proves his point. This world is Rightful American clay

No thanks, I'd still rather live in my white majority country. We don't have to massage the figures and Jews, Arabs and spics as white either.

WE'RE ALL LIVING IN WEIMAR REPUBLIC