What's going on, bossanova? Just watched you whip my wife in the face with a branch
What's going on, bossanova? Just watched you whip my wife in the face with a branch
Owen Roberts
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Ryder Cooper
original was better
Samuel Rogers
>You and your crack head wanna cook up schemes where I'm hitting your branch with a wife and.. hip tossing her down a flight of stairs and running over her with my fuckin car.. y'know stay the fuck outta my way then! Don't come see me then don't come over!
Nicholas King
nah
Christopher Diaz
its shorter and sweeter but nicks funnier in the sequel
Nicholas Reed
Nick makes a strong point.
Austin Hall
a wooden african BOWL
Luke Lopez
This is MDE's best sketch i dont know why it isnt talked about more.
Evan Gomez
>And you tell me that's the official story el presidente?
Adam Harris
> tells his subscribers to be masculine
>40 years old and childless, not even married
Cameron Nelson
>being masculine is changing diapers and dealing with some cunt
Nicholas Cook
maybe in a few years but i dont think he could continue making his content if he did that.
Cameron James
>i told him straight up! If you keep fucking around im gonna drive down to your kid's pre school and i'll shoot you in the mouth with a fucking rifle
>im gonna drive a truck carrying LEAD INGOT 112mph right through your family tahou. And i'll laugh the entire way. And i'll wear a diaper if i have to get there faster
>I'll twist your kid's head around
>I'll freeze you and then thaw you. It doesn't bother me! Do you know how long it takes blood to freeze? A week!
>i'll chainsaw your whole family in half with a lawnmower
>I'll blow your car apart, pull you out of the wreckage and fuck you until i cum.
>He refunded me the $30 immedietly
Hunter Wood
Sam Detractors would have more of a leg to stand on if they didn't bomb every thread about him. It's almost like he makes them seethe, and that in and of itself gives him the win.
Julian Gomez
Based
Jayden Perry
>being masculine is being a genetic dead end loser who failed at life's most basic purpose unlike every single one of your ancestors
Benjamin Lopez
>actual footage of the USS Liberty Incident
Wyatt Edwards
one of my favorite nick speeches
Landon Foster
The full skit is on yt btw. Most people here have probably only seen the 7 minute cut.
Wyatt Gomez
Men are fertile until they die, user. Genuinely no rush.
Ryan Johnson
the punchline that he said all that for a $30 refund is the funniest part
Liam Stewart
Connor Cruz
even though Sam is a really funny guy I wouldn't take any advice from him and anyone with critical thinking wouldn't either. Sure he has stupid fans but everyone does and bothering yourself with the thoughts of retards is a waste. Just watch his skits and podcast clips (where Nick is talking)
Nolan Long
She's got thin skin... you know who else has thin skin? People with hepatitis. She sucked a guys dick in the parking lot on the way over. You know how I know? She said I just sucked a guys dick!"