Mike Oldfield edition.
/brit/
Tyler Parker
Wyatt Wright
for the sake of this country i am assuming the whiny cretin is an imaginary character and we are not really sharing our country with such a reprehensible creature
(who is almost certainly going to kill someone one day)
Liam Davis
Owen Smith
youd ought to take out an account at the bank w/ me user
Colton Morris
>zimbumfuccwae
Grayson Gomez
a snail is crawling on my bollocks
Colton Phillips
alri
Nathaniel Green
sucking a yogurt
Nathaniel Cooper
Doing it for the nookie lads
Lucas Ortiz
shillings an that
indian obsidian an that
walt disney an that
don't vote an that
gold plating an that
Samuel Williams
Cooper Martin
Because I want to have sex, want a woman to love me and want a relationship. I can't kill off my sexuality.
Thanks for proving my point. Being nice isn't valuable is it?
Absolute bullshit lol, I'm a considerate person.
Don't you see the point? Clearly he is more attractive to women than I am.
Camden Perry
Kind of mental how I'd have considered 23c hot before, but ever since the heatwave last month anything below 28c doesn't feel hot.
I have now become thirdie
James Howard
90% of all women that ever lived died married and with children
70% of all men that ever lived died unmarried and childless
its always been the way so that elliot rodger larper needs to just accept he will die alone
Thomas Butler
the pensioners
the policemen
the GPs
the nurses
the landlords
the teachers
the bin men
the civil servants
the train drivers
the single mothers
Nathaniel Green
refuse to believe you're not trolling
no person could be genuinely this oblivious and hypocritical
Charles Reyes
all me
Thomas Kelly
always remember; now matter what they say, women always owe you sex.
it's quite literally their primary biological purpose
Jace Baker
arrest women
Christian Hall
no it isn't. you'd never have time
Hudson Davis
yh, but maybe not specifically you
Luis Anderson
>Because I want to have sex, want a woman to love me and want a relationship
I want never gets as my old gran used to say
Aiden Cook
pay them less
pay footballers more
Asher Evans
um
Joshua Miller
their primary biological purpose is finding a proper healthy fit male to mate with
attractiveness is defined by natural signifiers of health and fitness
Adam White
the bankers
the bonuses
Hunter Adams
>Absolute bullshit lol, I'm a considerate person
But you clearly can't consider what you're doing that makes you unattractive.
Pro tip: self pity makes any vagina in 100 miles drier than the Sahara.
Luis Diaz
not a wokester but I really don’t see a problem with changing then name of roles which were traditionally only men (postman etc.)
Jose Brooks
just went and got myself a brutal grade 0 buzz cut and fucking hell i am ugly as fuck i look like a cancer patient
Ethan Moore
wrong. being male is the only prerequisite necessary to be owed sex.
anyone with the capacity to impregnate a woman is as good a candidate as any to reproduce, even if you're absolute genetic slop.
Connor Powell
/brit/chads we cant stop winning