I BRUISE THE CRUISE

Lol, this board has the memory bank of a fruit fly, which explains why you like shit sometimes. I'm tired of you sucking Tom Cruise Cock like he's this god to be held up to the highest standards.


Mission Impossible 2 sucks
Mission Impossible 3 sucks
Vanilla Sky sucks
Oblivion sucks
The Mummy Sucks
Rock of Ages Sucks
Day and Knight sucks
Jack Reacher Never Go Black sucks

He knocks it out of the park 70% of the time at best. So tame your cunts fellas.

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Any Forums has liked Tom Cruise for at least a decade...

Tom Cruise is gay and short lol

Any Forums has had a fucking full blown fag-out on him for at least a decade

The Mummy, Oblivion and Rock of ages weren't bad at all. You're a contrarian nigger who can't bruise the Cruise

mission impossible 3 is the best one and you faggots should rewatch it

They're only decend when compared to the full on autistic shit you watch on the regular basis, Mike.

Mission Impossible 1 > Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol > Mission Impossible Fallout > Mission Impossible >> Rogue Nation >>> POWER GAP > Mission Impossible II: For China

I don't know who mike is and don't know what you're talking about.

Whatever Jay

you forgot about 3 like a dumbass

>My bad, you know where it's at.

>durrr all these movies are bad so tom sucks!
Tom is irl kino. Him having bad movies probably makes him more kino if I thought about it hard enough.
Hes based, hes kino, and he makes me lol. Idk what else you need

I didn't say he sucks, i said he's bruisable.
Mel Gibson too

Agreed with all of those takes except Oblivion is actually pretty good.

Really couldn't care less about your faggot rankings. The first was the only legitimately good one. Literally all of the sequels were complete garbage and they ran that franchise into the ground.

trophic thunder, his best role, rest is shit

Nah.

>Mission Impossible 2 sucks
stopped reading your bait right here

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Magnolia is his best role.
Eyes Wide Shut's his second best.
Born of the Fourth of July is third best.

You seriously need to grow a taste.

this, none of the mission impossible sequels are worth rating

>this
>upvoted!

John Woo went to Hollywood and it destroyed him.
Chow Yuen Fat went to Hollywood, saw what was happening, said fuck that, and went back to china to become a Legend.

I suggest you move back to china, user.

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