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No but ive done that in woolies

rorke raging about white girls dating outside their race while he desperately tries to marry a "trad" Asian girl

average is literally the most attractive you can be
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Averageness

>declare on brit that you cant tell if you're attractive or not
>user explains that your life experience is that of an attractive person
>op starts screaming that he's not ugly and he is objectively good looking
lmao mentally ill freak

ehehe

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okay, congratulations you're not ugly
but you're still a terminally online virgin prick who no-one will ever love because you're a sadact boring cunt
what the fuck do you want us to say

If Welsh schools act like something from an American Disney Channel movie, then sure.

this is a nice flag
it is my flag now

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>have you also never had an attractive friend or what

There were people I was friends with in school but I never saw them being hit on. Of course after the age of 16 I never socialised or interacted with women outside of school/university/work. But I've never been called ugly.

incels saying
>i'm a pureblood (X)
always makes me lol. youre a virgin, shut up

are you autistic? you know that mathematically averaged features are not what average looking means

My Dad says we should go to Asda for chav Safari

The ultimate rorke band is Pentangle.

My favourite.

youre my favorite

Yeah that's what I don't get. I see men my age with poorly maintained beards and slightly podgy stomachs with gfs. And here I am, a young man in good condition and I have no gf.

china has just threatened the US with a hell fire storm with the power of a thousand heavenly swords if Taiwan is defended

you have either never had attractive friends or are just unbeliveably oblivious
considering how low iq you are i think latter is more likely (although hard to imagine anyone would want to be a friend with you considering hwo you are coming across in your posts)

Deadlift max day today lads

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mmmm lightskin face

yes it does. e.g. jessica alba closely resembles averaged pictures as per the page i linked

it's almost as if there's more to earning a relationship than looks and you're just an insufferable cunt to be around and it's all your fault

2 ginsters chicken and mushroom runtslices for lunch followed by some blackjacks. y tu?

Have you ever tried speaking to a woman?

autistic idiot

i cummed on it sorry

chicken chinaman dumplings.
Microwaved.
Soy Sauce

mental how 10 shillings note costs £5
expensive 10 bobs (i think its 10) (50p)

want to try and get some to go to the bank and DEMAND them shillings
...for the silver

corrrr

remember that article about a 17 year old lad who touched a woman's arm and got taken to court lmao

went to morrisons. turns out they do hot food ready to go, got 2 chinese ribs and some potato wedges. leng ting and for the low low price of £5.50

i dont always go to the gym but when i do, i make sure i tell everyone

you type like a woman, are you aware how much you stick out like a sore thumb on here?

Have fun when Britain is an Islamic Republic I guess. I don't really care.

3 poached eggs on buttery toast for me de lad

please stop

youtube.com/watch?v=XcnWycxYE1M

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all the morons are here today your brains still fryed from the weekend drugs or what
we now have some spastic who is arguing that average looking e.g. 5/10 actually means they have beautiful features as demonstrated by mathematically averaging human features so as to remove imperfections

so what you meant to say was
>i'm unattractive and still had people hit on me
ye people are still attracted to freaks

hahaha hey lads been a hot minute hows it foing

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Going to be a bit miffed if World War 3 breaks out right as I'm starting university

Had plenty of friends in school, I was better looking than some and they still had girlfriends. I became nervous and withdrawn over time and stopped socialising. Even as a child I was always a bit timid.

Don't know anyone who actually watches it
most say the American style school thing is too jarring
Seems to be more popular with non brits I've noticed

FOLC

autistic illiterate idiot

mankind has gone too far

you're thicker than a ten bob note short of sixpence on boxing day

1 shilling: 0.05 £
10 shillings note: 5 £

shilling made from 92 or 50% silver
shilling weight: 5g

price of 1g of silver: £0.50

the last bastion of BRITANNIA

speccy runt meter went berserk when it scanned this post

foing alright actually

shut the fuck up with this man, no-one gives a shit

>. I became nervous and withdrawn over time and stopped socialising
due to lack of positive reinforcement
due to your bad looks
many such cases

I don't see how I am. I'm patient, kind, enjoy learning, and I'm pretty relaxed with people I know. It's just I get very nervous with women and don't know how to flirt.

broke ass NIGGUH

feel like SHIT

you used the word average as a cope for your ugly mug Lmaoooooo

just shocking the amount of different life experience we all have yet we posting on the same website at the same time
we have a poster here who genuinely thinks that women never hit on me lol

you absolute chucklefuck

Discord raider

whats your gamer tag then

why do zoomers use wog slang online lol

youtu.be/mFuxq_J1VuA

youll love this
13th century rock n roll
gawain green knight hence pentangle
like lotr but ya know the historical myths lotr was based on

Xx_Wolf_of_Odin_1488_xX

i used the word average to represent average you illiterate spastic

The whites have become black

not him but i would find it hard to believe that women would just approach you randomly (except in a club situation). never seen it happen

Can I Jack You Off

FOY

phwooooooar

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I can speak to women formally (at work for example) fine. Or make basic conversation. But yeah I suppose I've never *really* tried since school. Basically my assumption at 18 was that being a virgin was already embarrassing. Never mind eight years later. I just assumed all women have boyfriends. I fear being rejected, I fear flirting with a woman and finding out she's got a boyfriend, I fear being humiliated in public, I fear being accused of harassment, I fear her laughing at me.

hahahaha imagine being such a creature that the idea of a girl hitting on you is inconceivable

asf going on about 'discord' for the past 6 hours
no doubt he will continue doing so for the next 6 hours

Germany may have to ration heating gas this winter. But for the mainstream press, the problem could be "extremist backlash", not people going cold.

dw.com/en/germany-braces-for-social-unrest-over-energy-prices/a-62726300 and many others.

The playbook is typical yet no less cynical and disgusting for it: rather than worry about the real hurt people will suffer in case rationing happens, especially the poorest whose homes have worse insulation, the press is beating the drum on how the real issue will be "social unrest" and "extremist backlash", ie people getting mad at being fucked out of basic necessities.

This is an inevitable consequence of the dominant end-of-history narrative: the Serious People never make mistakes and are always acting in the best interests of everyone; any harm that might come to the poors is simply the price to be paid for civilized society, and it's their duty to bear it with somber dignity, understanding that ultimately it's for their own good.

Therefore the real issue with situations like these is never "aren't we maybe shafting poor people too hard?", but rather "how do we corral the rubes into not being too uppity when we cut their heating?"

And it's not like this can be understood as a cynical ploy to cripple a foreign enemy no matter the cost to our population. Russian energy exports have increased enormously in value thanks to price hikes, and have stabilized even in terms of tonnage.

The sanctions aren't working, yet the politicians and press are running cover for them. One must conclude that the immediate objective is no longer hurting Russia, but covering the reputation of those who backed this disastrous and failed policy, by pretending that it's working and therefore it's everyone patriotic duty to bear all necessary suffering to see it through.

You probably have a personality disorder like avpd

on the street is far less common but any place where alcohol is consumed or where there is familial reinforcement such as cafe worker will have women regularly hitting on men. men obviously hit on women much more but there is still sizeable portion of women hitting on men especially on the same few attractive men.

...

xXxKiLlAlLnIgGeRs666xXx

Do you enjoy being cruel?

mate this is embarrassing you need to seek professional help you sound deeply mentally disturbed and i really mean that

bumming a fag

yes the 26 khhv is definitely really handsome and it's just imaginary that he has never had a woman

What do you do in this situation?

(costs):
10 shillings note: £5
£1 note: £5

(worthes):
10 shillings, assuming 50% silver: £12.50
1 shilling: £1.25

£1 note:1 shilling, WHEN note:shilling is 1:10

fiat.backed.precious.metals !!

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you need to hear this shit because clearly nothing else has worked
the fact you don't want to fix anything, just piss and moan about it, means you're just lazy aswell as thick

I've just buckbroken another raider

Zoomers wouldn't handle five seconds in MW2 lobbies

No, it's because I always struggled due to my personality. One of my friends who was chunky managed to get a (fat) gf in school. But he was more confident than me by far.

a shilling, backed by a £1, 10 shillings per 1 £1 note worth 10 £1 notes, a currency exchange, and £0.25 per 10, a tax!

See

let's see your face then

i was objectively handsome when i was younger and i still didn't lose my virginity until i was 19 because i was a shy awkward mong. guess i did lose it eventually though

leftypol out on a walk

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>due to lack of positive reinforcement
>due to your bad looks
many such cases

wanking but poo

They don't and if they did to me I was oblivious to it or thought they were joking.

rorke saying these are "pets to the police" from riiiiiight beside the police offers boots

Zillenials wouldn't handle five seconds in Halo 2 lobbies.

lads i've got a job interview tomorrow. as per tradition i'd like to have a modest serving of liquid courage to ease my nerves and increase my charisma, but if i do that i'd have to get the train and i just can't be fucking arsed

you need to leave the house and probably go to spec savers

i was starting to enjoy this
no cat needed to be let in 1m in
i shall try again to resume

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10 bob!!

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youtu.be/YUaiv182Hc0

Kinks' Muswell Hillbillies probably the first true Rorke album of the 20th century, building on the foundations of Village Green into a full political force of right wing populism as opposed to the parochial small-time-nostalgia conservativism of its predecessor

>drinking before an interview
it's a complete surprise you're unemployed

want to have a go on ellie rowsells mercury award winning sex arse

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just poured myself a cup of ambition

RIGHT BRIGA-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAY-DEEEEEEE

i'm literally talking like 3-4 shots. it's not as uncommon as you think you oil the gears a bit before an interview
but as i am responsible i don't want to drive even after only a small amount

1 shilling from a 10 shilling note: £0.25 (not £0.50)
£0.25 of silver, backed by a shilling, 20 backed by a £1 !!

looks like a young Katherine Ryan, but if she was fit

my mates dad used to be a joiner
my dad asked him if he's a leaver now

yes, yes they do

Help for what?

shes flat as a board tho

because the chads are at Coles

You need BBC

E6AIIIY_B_KAIIIY

just had an orgasm

You have avpd you need to speak it out with a professional unironically

ellie is a very hot name and somewhat noncey

and yeah thats a lovely song

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I am going outside more. But nowhere I can meet women really. Doubt it'll happen at work.

how many ropes?

mental how britan still used medieval currency up until 1970. we are such chads and fiatcels seethe and becoming baselets