>zoomers pretend to know Johnny Depp

>and they don't know the most Zoomer-like movie of his
>his best movie

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zoom here and this was my first depp movie

idk the point you're wanting to make

Winona really looks like Millie here

Melly will never look that good.

what?

Secret Window is still my favorite Johnny Depp movie not because it's objectively good but because it has sentimental value

WINO FOREVER
--J. Depp tattoo

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Let the children play. At least they are trying to relate to you for once.
If I didn't see the movies then I'm not going to see them now. It's parodied to death it's as I saw it by force

she was so hot in this

YOU SHTOLE MUH SHTORY

I saw this as a kid and it frightened me.

>you stole my choice of deppkino

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Depp kino you say.

>LCF

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This movie sucked

This movie is based off my life...

Same. It was clearly wokeshit in its earliest incarnation. About some poro weirdo who can't fit in

I never watched it because I thought the premise was dumb

I watched this on a bootleg vhs in the early 90s. zoomers think what i just said is really cool but it wasn't.

I never much cared for this film and I generally enjoy Tim Burton’s stuff

What's with this pervasive chud campaign to makes Johnny Depp seem cool? I

pirates is his best movie n00b

I'm sorry I don't watch movies with women abusers.

why doesn’t he take off the scissors from his hands? they seem unpractical.

awful film

mumbo jumbo

Filtered to the

Lol you wish Bobby B

he was cool until mortdecai

Its not a particularly good one. Glad you understand this at least. Good on you for having your own opinion lad. People will laugh at you for it, and you'll deserve it but someone has to like that movie I guess.

No one's trying to relate to anyone. It's all just a way to force nostalgia for a time period they never lived. Zoomers are retardedly susceptible to "nostalgia" for shit they never experienced.

how did depp make so much money when most of his filmography is retarded stuff like this

Lol you were poor. Me too :(

He got away with beating his wife so he’s cool
Just like OJ Simpson