Just learned Australia is a penal colony and 20% of their population were descended from criminals from UK...

Just learned Australia is a penal colony and 20% of their population were descended from criminals from UK, for the crimes

Grand Larceny, theft above the value of one shilling.
Petty Larceny, theft under one shilling.
Buying or receiving stolen goods, jewels, and plate...
Stealing lead, iron, or copper, or buying or receiving.
Impersonating an Egyptian.
Stealing from furnished lodgings.
Setting fire to underwood.
Stealing letters, advancing the postage, and secreting the money.
Assault with an intent to rob.
Stealing fish from a pond or river.
Stealing roots, trees, or plants, or destroying them.
Bigamy.
Assaulting, cutting, or burning clothes.
Counterfeiting the copper coin...
Clandestine marriage.
Stealing a shroud out of a grave.
Watermen carrying too many passengers on the Thames, if any drowned.
Incorrigible rogues who broke out of Prison and persons reprieved from capital punishment.
Embeuling Naval Stores, in certain cases. (19 Crimes, “Crimes”)

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Also most of their lands is desert with roaming camels. Yet they have the audacity to call us sandniggers lmao

Envy thread.

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>dont commit crime
>forced to live in england

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>Impersonating an Egyptian
wut

something to do with gypsies

India is a faecal colony

>Australia - Penal colony - first world
>India - Pooinloo colonoscopy - thirdie turdie
pajeetbros... how the blody basterd did the needful?

source?

The Fatal Shore

this was the preferred option until the invention of air conditioning

I don't have air conditioning

are you brown

>Impersonating an Egyptian.
Ausbros... why?

>Just learned Australia is a penal colony and 20% of their population were descended from criminals from UK, for the crimes

not 95%?
i have thought literally anyone came to Australia for their crimes.

Seething
>Impersonating an Egyptian
Why is this even a crime lmfao

No

Are you Chinese?

please don't lie to me user

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>anime
your post? discarded. your life? laughed at. this thread? i won.

das rite white boy

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My ancestor retired from the military after they beat Napoleon's ass and then took up a job as a marine escorting prisoners to Australia. The perk of the job was that he was given a plot of land to settle.
Everyone else in the family were either shearers or gold miners.

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das rite
we wuz crims

it's roaming with a lot more wild horses, goats, and kangaroos

that explains a lot about the way they act

>Setting fire to underwood
>From 1750, the privatisation of common land in England limited peasants’ access to resources such as firewood and game. In defiance of the law, the rural poor burned the newly “enclosed” forests and deer parks. From the 1790s, arson became an increasingly frequent weapon of rural protest.