No lakes

>no lakes
>no mountains
>no cuisine

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ahem...

>average full time wage for a man is 65,000 USD with 24% tax
>good social security and one of the best healthcare systems
>very low social inequality. 1% of households owns only 21% of wealth
>a bunch of asian girls
>warm sunny climate
>everyone lives in a house (and not a t*rrace or c*mmieblock)
>90% of all major cities are by the coast with beaches
>people are not robotic autists like germans or scandis

>no cuisine
what about vegemite?

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slave kys

ladies first

we don’t have any of this
true svffering

I have those and we still suffer

Socttish mountains?

we don’t have scottish mountains in england

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>no cuisine
What about Skippy?

But you have moorlands. Stop pretend suffering

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_of_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mountains_in_Australia

and you don't need unique dishes when you can draw from many (reflecting our influences). our cuisine is solid enough and food quality is quite good. we also have good, affordable wine. and british cuisine that is our basis is extremely underrated anyway.

lakes are basically ocean for poorfags

You can't irrigate with ocean water

not a farmer so don't care

we have many lakes and many different kinds
it's a continent's worth

mostly use rivers for that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_of_Australia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray–Darling_basin
>The Murray–Darling basin is a large geographical area in the interior of southeastern Australia, encompassing the drainage basin of the tributaries of the Murray River, Australia's longest river, and the Darling River, a right tributary of the Murray and Australia's third-longest river. The basin, which includes six of Australia's seven longest rivers and covers around one-seventh of the Australian landmass,[1] is one of the country's most significant agricultural areas. Located west of the Great Dividing Range, it drains southwestly into the Great Australian Bight and spans most of the states of New South Wales and Victoria, the Australian Capital Territory, and parts of the states of Queensland (the lower third) and South Australia (the southeastern corner).

you should care about food security and independence, surrounded on all sides by hostile russophobic nazis.

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you have lakes

>Kangaroos
>Giant spiders
>Crocodiles
>Jellyfish
>Sharks
>Snakes
Stop complaining, you can't suffer in anustralia

you can just move to tasmania, it's heaven

*hunts you*
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>ephemeral
>saline
>coastal
>Tasmanian

yeah, we don't have lakes

please visit tasmania

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Sounds like the Netherlands

i would but it's far away

>Photo of Lake Barrine, Queensland, Australia, taken from the lake cruise

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Visit some other countries along the way.

Looks like a Finnish lake. Except for the different trees. HVME.

so cute

>Lake Eacham (originally Yidyam or Wiinggina) is a popular lake of volcanic origin on the Atherton Tableland of Queensland, Australia, within the World Heritage listed Wet Tropics of Queensland.

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Looks quite small but comfy nevertheless

>OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE BODIES OF WATER, can you believe that? Water concentrated into pits?! Amazing
>and don't get me started on hecking MOUNTAINS, rocks stacked on rocks, WOOOAH
>Just got to loooove cuisine even though I can eat any cuisine from all over the world when I feel like ir, it HAS to frickin be cuisine that was concieved inside the borders of my artificial authority called a nation-state or it just ain't good, cowboy

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Not gonna do it.

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>yes lakes
>yes mountains
>no cuisine

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>no cuisine
Lamington squares
Neenish Tart
Vegemite

Need i say more

the volcanic ones are much small
>The largest of the natural volcanic lakes in the area, Lake Barrine is 730 m above sea level. It is about 1 km in diameter, with a shoreline of almost 4.5 km, an average depth of 35 m and a maximum depth of 65 m.


>Lake Gordon is an artificial reservoir created by the damming of the Gordon River by the 140m high Gordon Dam. The reservoir is located in the southwest region of the Australian island state of Tasmania. Covering an area of 278 sq. km

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>Lake McKenzie (Boorangoora) is a perched lake on K'gari in Queensland, Australia. The lake is located in the Great Sandy National Park.
>The sands around the lake are composed of pure, white silica and the water in the lake is also so pure it is unsuitable for many species.[

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