Pitch your idea for a Black Mirror episode

Pitch your idea for a Black Mirror episode

I’ll start. It’s called Shall Not Be Infringed. It’s 2050. Gun related deaths are at an all time high. Gun lobbyists and the NRA have become so powerful that gun related murders are now completely decriminalized. People shoot each other to death all of the time and it’s all completely legal. One day a man discovers that his wife and children have been brutally shot execution style over a shopping cart argument. The man decides to run for public office on the platform of common sense gun laws, common sense meaning gun related murders should become illegal again. During a political debate, four camera men slowly take off their jackets. Each one is wearing a shirt with the word Shall, Not, Be and Infringed. The four men open fire and execute him in slow motion while America the Beautiful plays in the background.

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What if your computer was a cellphone?

Okay, sot his guy has a robot toilet and when he shits in it it analyses what he ate that day and gives him diet advice
>Fish today? Remember not to have to much mercury
Etcetera, you get the point
Then one day, he shits in it and IT REPORTS HIM TO THE POLICE FOR EATING HUMAN FLESH
Scary, huh?

(((Social conditioning))) makes everyone a fag and humanity dies out in a generation

what if your sink had a computer in it that made all your tapwater toilet water

Hollywood and other kike made entertainment tries to control what we think and say

OI

WOT IF YUR MUM WOZ A COMPUTAH

and the only one resisting them are obese 30 year old virgins living with their parents who fap to chinese cartoons at 5am

Actually, yes
That's why we need things to get worse before normalfags wake up

Chips are implanted in everyone’s brains allowing people to access their memories. A man loses his job and his wife leaves him because he said the n word once on X Box Live.

what if your phone took a picture of your penis

gay

Honestly don't like it sorry
Ehhh, could work
Already done but better

more like BLACKED MIRROR ;)

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A deadly computer virus starts killing people with computers in their brain and evil chuds refuse to get the antivirus software because they're small dicked incel dipshits

twist:the software causes more harm than the virus

chinese black market shin height surgery but they steal poor peoples' shins to give rich people an extra joint like a 2nd knee

I'm piggybacking from your idea and let's say that in 30 years it goes so bad that in order to control this not happening anymore all the surveillance and internet history of everyone becomes public.
The backdrop it's that it's a controversial presidential decree/referéndum as a campaign promise. Two joe and Jane schmoes are lonely 40 something neighbors who started dating while this is happening one of them was for it and the other against it
They promise not to look each other and then...
I really want one of them to have said something in Any Forums/not4chan

It becomes a trend to genetically turn your cat into cat-human hybrid. Most of the time the average cat-human hybrid just looks like an average woman. Some of them are fat, some of them homely. MC’a cat turns into a gorgeous 10/10 super model goddess. Now in the world it’s still considered bestiality and totally illegal to fuck your cat-human hybrid. Can MC resist the temptation with his cat waifu constantly climbing on his lap and licking his face a shit?

Black woman trapped ina computer

If baby Hitler was a Tamagotchi pet would it be wrong to let him die?

>Oh sheisty, y'all computah niggas be Cray-Zee

what if your teeth where corn thatd suck

Elon Musk except he become racist Nazi dictator using twitter and oppresses blapipo and fags