On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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its from fight club but I swear hunter thompson said something just like that

on a long enough thread the sodomy of OP increases infinitely

i feel like shit, i fucking HATE COLLEGE

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how do you know you're not immortal?

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I'm 14 and this is deep.

Why haven't I seen anyone talk about this in doomer/depression/loser threads?

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I’ve done 3.5 years college, 2 years doing nothing then plus 1.5 years uni and still have 1 course left to get my ba honours. I’m 27 and lazy, corona last me a year and I sparse out several courses the first year of the pandemic, I was supposed to finish in early 2020. I don’t know how I’ll explain my spotty academic career if I do an interview to enter a masters program.

you firstoids are so lucky, college in south america is like high school part II, you only meet normalfags, everyone judges you by your social status (if you have friends or a gf, shit like that) and sometimes, if you´re new in class, they will find ways to bully you, fuck, sometimes i want to go up there and beat the shit out of them but i can´t since i will get expelled

even worse the fucking professors made us do these assignments in group (3 to 5 students per group) instead of being individual assignments, man i fucking hate normies, i will have to suffer through this until late 2023

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punch me, I bleed

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>assignments in group (3 to 5 students per group)
That’s pretty common dude. I hated it. One of my last courses had group work and I just didn’t do it. I had to study my ass off to get 90’s in my mid term and final and I finished with a 56% pass grade because the group project was 30%.

doomers are retarded wait till you get some real promplems

damn...

There’s no problems anymore when you cease to exist.

not necessarily bro. how do you know that? you dont! fuck you!

youre a nobody. and you cant kill something with no body

>you cant kill something with no body
What did you mean by this?

OH NO.... anyway

how come fight club was badass at 16 but rewatching it now is the epitome of cringe

It's a dark comedy and anyone who takes it "seriously" is severely misinformed