Be brazillian

>be brazillian
>8 times world champion of jiu-jitsu
>go to a nightclub in Sao Paulo
>get into an argument with some dude
>easily choke him into submission
>let him go
>dude pull a gun and shot you in the head

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should have stayed home and played video games

>picking a fight with random retards in a nightclub
>in a shitty place like Brazil
That's what you get for being retarded. I'd assume everyone there has a gun if they're not retarded and probably even if they are.

Go fuck yourself, gordo.

he didn't get into an argument, he was trying to separate a fight

be me:

>30yo
>virgin
>employed
>anti-social
>still alive

im the same age as him and look like a teenage boy in comparison

i'm sure shootings because of arguments never ever happens in the US

Holy based

>brazilians live longer in captivity than in the wild
it's just common sense

yes, but you are still breathing

this broke my heart, godspeed champion

This just proves that martial arts is a meme and a gun is all you need.

How do you manage to remain a virgin in Brazil for 30 years?

Lmaoo

by not leaving his house

He's right, you retard. Bar fights are never worth the trouble. Your honor doesn't matter as much as coming out with your life.
>t. lost a friend because he also got into a fight at the wrong club

This should be a lesson to all the kids out there practicing BJJ/Submission Grappling -- Don't release the choke until your opponent suffers permanent debilitating brain damage.

Nigga
Theres and active shooting right now in a shopping in Virginia

>>in a shitty place like Brazil
Sorry for your friend but have some self respect as a brasileiro.

link?

That but probably get stabbed to death over a shot of rum.
Don't bring jiu-jitsu to a knife fight.
Like you wouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight.

very sad I dont care about bjj but seeing someones life, whos at the top of his discipline, cut short is a tragedy

KEK

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